 Playful Kitten A smokey room is seen where people are seen waiting for a person to finish shuffling a deck of cards. The blonde is sitting there and shuffling the cards as she looks around at the various people in various states of undress. Finally the woman deals out two cards to each player. Setting the deck down, she looks at everyone.
Sex Kitten, Stacy 'The Kat' Carter: Bidding is open...everyone in?
Two players immediately toss their cards on the pile, folding even before the betting begins. A dark haired man in a pair of jeans looks at his cards then tosses in his chip and turns to another man, a blonde in just a pair of jeans. He looks then calls the bid by tossing in his chip then both turn their eyes on Kat who is sitting there in a pair of daisy dukes and a white tank top with her silver vest, pair of sandals and a silken scarf that she wore around her waist like a skirt laying on the table beside her. She looks at her cards and smiles.
Sex Kitten, Stacy 'The Kat' Carter: I'm in.
Tossing her bet in, she watches as the flop is put down. One guy groans softly as Kat smirks. She looks again and nods that she is staying in. As the two try to figure out what they are going to do, Kat pipes up.
Sex Kitten, Stacy 'The Kat' Carter: Have y'all heard what is going on this week on Overload? They got me in a five way dance for some strange reason. Like they don't think I am able to go one on one with anyone. Can you believe that? I mean I am like a really good wrestler and I know that I could be the champion but they aren't giving me a chance to shine much in these multiple opponent matches. A five way dance...like oh my god!
Distracted, one guy nods to show he is still in the game as the next card is layed on the table. Of the four on the table, there is a pair of queens, a three and a five. All three players remain for the last card. The turn is tossed to the table, an ace. The guy on the end hoots in laughter as he looks at Kat.
Half Dressed #1, The Blonde Man: Alright! Take 'em off pretty girl..I got two pair, aces over queens.
Sex Kitten, Stacy 'The Kat' Carter: Are you sure...I might have a better hand.
The two look at her in surprise. She slowly pulls out her first card, matching the ace with an ace of hearts. The dark haired man smirks, resigned to knowing he has to remove an article of clothing. The blonde just laughs.
Half Dressed #1, The Blonde Man: Just means that you and I don't have to strip something away.
Sex Kitten, Stacy 'The Kat' Carter: Oh I wouldn't say that you don't...
Picking up her card, she turns it over and holds up the queen of hearts. The blonde's mouth falls open as the dark haired man applauds and stands up, opening his jeans and wiggling them down over his hips and off leaving him in his boxers. He sits back down as the blonde stands and shakes his head.
Half Dressed #1, The Blonde Man: Oh man...that is bullshit. You are lucky Kitty..very lucky.
Sex Kitten, Stacy 'The Kat' Carter: It isn't luck. It is skills...just like I am going to show in that match. After all, I am the Kat and no one does a match like me. I rock em and sock em and then, when they think I am done, I use them like a scratching post before tossing them and forgetting them. But they won't forget me...oh no, nobody can forget the Kat once I am finished in the ring. Take for instance this week when I face four...count em four other divas in a five way dance. That right there is two divas too much. But hey, they want to step in the ring with the Kat...then they are going to get clawed.
Kat begins to shuffle the cards and deal out the next hand. She watches as they check their cards, flipping their chips in. Finally she looks at her hand, and joins the rest.
Sex Kitten, Stacy 'The Kat' Carter: You know...I could compare this card game to the four divas I face this week. Take for instance the flop...
Dealing out three cards, she lays them on the table.
Sex Kitten, Stacy 'The Kat' Carter: These three cards are the basis of the game. But they aren't really that important. And they are like Christy Hemme...Miss Jackie...and Michelle McCool. Nothing really in this match we have on Overload. They are there but they are useless.
Kat watches at they all nod about staying in as the next card is picked off the deck by Kat.
Sex Kitten, Stacy 'The Kat' Carter: Then we have the river...The card that I am letting represent Beulah considering that after I beat her in the ring, she will be crying a river. After all, she might be extreme but she isn't the Kat.
Two of the guys nod as she pulls the last card and tosses it out.
Sex Kitten, Stacy 'The Kat' Carter: The turn...the final card that is played and that is none other than yours truly. Saving the best for last...and it will be me that will be the last woman in the ring. And I am going to be winning this match hands down...
The dark haired guy just laughs.
Half Dressed #2, The Dark Haired Man: You might be winning the match on Overload Kitty...but you owe me that there shirt off your back.
Sex Kitten, Stacy 'The Kat' Carter: Well I guess I better learn some bit of modesty...after all...the sun does shine on a Kitty's behind sometimes
The scene fades out as Kat is pulling the shirt up and over her head as the guys hoot and holler at her.
 Bombshell Television A logo flashes on the screen, looking a lot like an MTV logo but a bright pink "b" covers the "M". Girl all the bad boys wants can be heard playing as suddenly the set lights up to reveal Stacy Carter sitting at a desk, a pair of pink glasses perched flirtily on the end of her nose and a white bolero jacket over a pink tank top. She looks up into the camera and smiles.
Sex Kitten, Stacy 'The Kat' Carter: Good evening and welcome to B-TV. B-TV you ask...what the...heck is B-TV. Well, B-TV or Bombshell Television as I call it is an informative segment where "I", your hostess with the mostest, deals with the relevent issues and talk to the movers and shakers of this company. Now this week, I don't happen to have any guests lined up but I do know for a fact that I am going to try and "talk" with the Legend Killa...and self proclaimed...Lady Thrilla, one Randall Keith Orton. Lady Thrilla...just wait til he has to face me one on one, Lady Thrilla to Sex Kitten. But I digress...
She turns to look into another camera that is a different viewpoint.
Sex Kitten, Stacy 'The Kat' Carter: This week I am going to be talking about the dark match that is going to light up the night. I am talking about the 5 way dance and the related stories. But first...
Kat smiles as she holds up a piece of cardboard with a WiW logo on it.
Sex Kitten, Stacy 'The Kat' Carter: B-TV was brought to you by...someone else.
She tosses the card over her shoulder then turns to look at the camera, a look of seriousness crossing her face.
Sex Kitten, Stacy 'The Kat' Carter: Our first story takes us to a local Kmart where we suspect a certain Miss Jackie actually buys her clothes.
Behind Kat, a video wall lights up with what looks like a K Mart employ standing there, smacking her gum as she scratches her neck. A blurriness covers her face as she talks to Kat. Under her is a sign that reads "K Mart Employee Betty, not her real name".
Sex Kitten, Stacy 'The Kat' Carter: Meet K Mart employee...Betty. Betty, you have told B-TV that you saw Miss Jackie, current fashionista here in WiW, buying her clothes at K Mart, right off the rack?
K Mart Employee, Betty, not her real name: Sure as heck I did. She was fightin' with this big old lady for some really ugly drapes.
Sex Kitten, Stacy 'The Kat' Carter: Drapes?!?
K Mart Employee, Betty, not her real name: Hell yeah...and they was like Disney threw up. Guess there's no accountin for taste.
The video wall fades out as Stacy just shakes her head sadly.
Sex Kitten, Stacy 'The Kat' Carter: How right you are Betty...no accountin for taste...I just hope that this week on Overload, she won't be wearing that outfit to the ring. Our next story talks about Christy Hemme. Seems Ms Hemme thinks she can get around this company with her pert little jumping jacks and smiles for the crowd. B-TV was recently contacted by someone who wanted to get in touch with Ms. Hemme...
Man Show Host, Joe 'Fear is not a factor' Rogan: Listen Christy...come on back to the Man Show. Be the little Juggy that you know you are. We miss you
Rogan is seen on the video wall as Kat wipes at her eyes and turns to the camera sounding heartbroken.
Sex Kitten, Stacy 'The Kat' Carter: Christy...how can you ignore a face like that...and he is asking so nicely. Come on Christy...don't make him beg...I hate seeing grown men cry.
Picking up her papers in front of her, she straightens them and moves on to the next story. On the video wall, an image of Michelle McCool standing outside of her locker room is seen, the "Cool" part on her locker room door appears to be missing.
Sex Kitten, Stacy 'The Kat' Carter: Today, WiW Michelle McCool lost her Cool...and doesn't know where to find it. Anyone knowing the whereabouts of Michelle's Cool...please contact WiW Diva Michelle Mc
Kat smiles, unable to help herself as she looks at the screen.
Sex Kitten, Stacy 'The Kat' Carter: Losing your cool...isn't cool. And FINALLY tonight...Beulah. WiW talent Beulah has recently planted a kiss on fellow Diva Stacy Keibler leaving Ms Keibler surprised and stunned. B-TV wonders just what is going to come from that? Will Beulah manage to change Stacy's orientation...Will Tommy Dreamer get to have a threeway. Only the people in the relationship can tell us and they aren't talking. And that is this episode of B-TV. Tune in next time when the Sex Kitten goes one on one with a WiW superstar.
Girl all the bad boys want plays as the light fades out over Kat, leaving her in shadow as the B-TV logo appears.
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