Stephanie's thoughts

The Roleplay

Lunch date with the parentals...

Stephanie is in the back of a world famous New York yellow cab that is speeding through downtown Manhattan traffic. Having flown in early for a lunch date with her mother, Stephanie is relaxing in the back seat when suddenly an All Grown up ringtone is heard. Pulling out the phone, Stephanie presses talk after checking out who the call is from.

Stephanie McMahon: The Billion Dollar Princess Hello Brian, only gone 3 hours and you can't do without me right?

She listens as the driver is yelling at another car that seems to be going really slow. Stephanie gets a worried look on her face as the news doesn't seem to be good.

Stephanie McMahon: The Billion Dollar Princess Is she going to be alright? Listen Brian, call a florist and have a bouquet of flowers sent to her with a card...got a pen handy, I'll tell you what to put on it.

Waiting for Brian to get a pencil, Stephanie looks out of the cab window to see Central Park speeding by. She looks down at her purse and thinks of what she is going to say on the card.

Stephanie McMahon: The Billion Dollar Princess Ready for it Brian? Okay...I want the card to read "get well soon Debra". I know Brian, but I am just being the better woman about this. I know she is treating me that way...Alright Brian, if it will make you feel better, you can have poison ivy added. ~Stephanie pauses and then laughs~ No not really, I was just joking. Okay Brian, see you tomorrow when I get back.

Stephanie nods as she listens to Brian's last words.

Stephanie McMahon: The Billion Dollar Princess Thanks again Brian. We're here and I have to go. Bye.

The taxi pulls up to the entrance of the world famous Tavern on the Green in New York's Central Park. Sliding out of the cab, Stephanie reaches in the window to pay then turns to find the doorman holding the door, and tipping his hat. Smiling with a slight wave, she steps inside and is met by the maitre d'.

Michel: Maitre d' Extraordinaire Hello Ms McMahon, you party is already here. Follow me...

Grabbing a menu, Michel nods and leads Stephanie towards a table where two well recognized people are sitting. As Stephanie approaches, Vince and Linda McMahon stand and Linda holds her arms open as Stephanie moves closer for a hug from her then turns with a smile and receives a quick business like hug and grin from her father. The three sit and Stephanie orders a mint ice tea and a house salad. As Michel walks off, Steph smiles at her parents.

Linda McMahon: The Billion Dollar Mom So how are you feeling Stephanie? Your match is this weekend, Do you think you will be ready? I know that you use to come to the office with me during summer breaks from college so I know that your business side of running a company is good. But those skills won't help you in the ring will they?

Stephanie McMahon: The Billion Dollar Princess ~laughing softly~ No they won't, but don't worry Mom, I think I have it all under control.

Vince McMahon: The Chairman of the Board You had better Stephanie. Debra thinks she has this in the bag and let me remind you, McMahons are not losers Steph. You have the genetics to be a winner and at the Pay per View, that is where you show you are the winner.

Stephanie and Linda both look at the smug McMahon patriarch who is taking a healthy sip from a crystal glass with a rich amber liquid that is slooshing along the inside of the glass.

Linda McMahon: The Billion Dollar Mom Now Vince, don't start. Stephanie here will do her best and I am sure she doesn't need you browbeating her.

Vince McMahon: The Chairman of the Board You wouldn't say that after listening to that Debra. Stephanie, I mean it, you can't let that woman win your Divas. She is a low down...dirty piece of...Well, I am in mixed company and I won't use that kind of language here and now. But mark my words Steph...you get in that ring and don't you make a mistake. That is good solid advice.

Stephanie McMahon: The Billion Dollar Princess I got it Dad and I won't be letting anyone get the better of me. Debra has been a thorn in my side long enough. I was at the point of telling her to put up or shut up when she challenged me. I bet she is saying that I didn't let her have a title shot...I bet she is claiming that I am only concerned with my own self interest...well I will show her self interest...

Slamming a fist down on the white linen tablecloth, Stephanie glares at her father, her face angered. This is the first time she has shown any emotion about Debra or the match that was coming up. She is just about to continue when their waiter arrives with their meal. Setting a salad in front of Steph and a large New York cut steak with a baked potato and a side salad. Stephanie grins suddenly which makes Vince look at her.

Vince McMahon: The Chairman of the Board What's so funny young lady?

Stephanie McMahon: The Billion Dollar Princess Just the fact that no matter what, you always end up getting the same thing...it never changes. Maybe that is another McMahon trait...and will be a precursor to my match at the pay per view.

Steph starts to laugh, joined by Linda who earns a glare from Vince.

Linda McMahon: The Billion Dollar Mom She is right you know...everytime we come to the Tavern on the Green, you order the same thing...

Vince McMahon: The Chairman of the Board I happen to like what I ordered. The New York cut is my kind of steak. Besides I am a meat and potatos man and don't like any of that fancy rabbit food and namby pamby things.

Stephanie McMahon: The Billion Dollar Princess I know that is why on Sunday it will be Debra screaming those two little words that will keep the status quo in place.

Vince looks down at his plate and then starts to laugh himself. Cutting a big bite of his steak, he shovels it into his mouth and starts chewing loudly, making noises as Stephanie and Linda just shake their heads as the scene fades...

Never take advice from a stooge...

Stephanie had headed back to Corporate with her Mom and is wandering along the halls of the old workplace. Smiling as she looks at the pictures along the wall, she doesn't watch where she is going and runs into a pair of men arguing. They both stop when they see who it is.

Jerry Brisco: The Brisco Bros. Stooge Well lookie here...if it isn't Stephanie Mac Mahon. As I live and breath...

Pat Patterson: The French Canadian Stooge Jerry, you drive me banana. C'mere Stephanie and give your beau pere a hug.

Stephanie smiles slightly and moves into a rather big bear hug from her godfather. She steps back as the two of them stand there and look at her, Pat proudly and Jerry with his regular goofy grin on his face.

Stephanie McMahon: The Billion Dollar Princess So how have you two been. Long time no see hasn't it been?

Pat Patterson: The French Canadian Stooge Dat's right, it has. We be doing good here, behind stage.

Jerry Brisco: The Brisco Bros. Stooge What he means Miss Mac Mahon is that we are working good backstage. Our talents for working with the corporate people are almost as good as back home at the auto body shop Jack is runnin' and look at her, Pat proudly and Jerry with his regular goofy grin on his face.

Stephanie McMahon: The Billion Dollar Princess That's great to hear Jerry...well, gotta be moving on...

Pat Patterson drops his big arm across the shoulders of Stephanie who staggers under the pressure. He smiles a big smile for his goddaughter.

Pat Patterson: The French Canadian Stooge I hear you are facing Debra for your job eh? You came for advice from your beau pere...the first ever Intercontinental champion non?

Stephanie McMahon: The Billion Dollar Princess Well Pat...I think...

Pat Patterson: The French Canadian Stooge It is a good idea you come to me, I teach you all you need to know..

Jerry Brisco: The Brisco Bros. Stooge Listen Pat, I think that Miss Mac Mahon already has a game plan for the match and doesn't need to be learning anything from you.

Pat Patterson: The French Canadian Stooge WHAT?!?! Jerry, just because you are jealous, doesn't mean that Stephanie couldn't use the training that the first ever IC champion could give. advice from your beau pere...the first ever Intercontinental champion non?

Stephanie McMahon: The Billion Dollar Princess Whoa whoa...hold on there. Thanks for the offer Pat, but I have too much involved to have to take you away from your busy schedule and all...

Stephanie crosses her fingers behind her back as she smiles up at Pat and Jerry.

Stephanie McMahon: The Billion Dollar Princess But I really have to get going back to work, and the flight leaves in about 20 minutes. It's been great seeing you again.

Stephanie rushes off and heads towards the elevator. The doors seem to swoosh open just as she gets there. Stepping inside, she breaths a sigh of relief which is cut off by a voice.

Fabulous Moolah: The Woman who started it all Stephanie hunny, is that you?

Stephanie's eyes widen as she turns to find herself sharing the elevator with Moolah and Mae Young. Smiling, she nods.

Stephanie McMahon: The Billion Dollar Princess Yes Moolah, it's me.

Fabulous Moolah: The Woman who started it all Well this is quite the small world, just the person we were coming to see.

Mae Young: The Woman who scares us all He he he Yeah we are here to show you how to groove it...

Fabulous Moolah: The Woman who started it all Oh lord Mae, put that away. Actually Stephanie hun, we are going to give you some advice. We both know that Debra more than likely will play dirty...

Mae Young: The Woman who scares us all Down and dirty if you ask me. He he he

Stephanie looks at Mae who has started to wheeze and laugh, sounding like a dying hyena.

Stephanie McMahon: The Billion Dollar Princess Is she going to be alright Moolah?

Fabulous Moolah: The Woman who started it all Lord yes...sometimes I wonder about her.

Mae Young: The Woman who scares us all WHAT?!?

Fabulous Moolah: The Woman who started it all I said "SOMETIMES I WONDER ABOUT YOU!"

Mae Young: The Woman who scares us all I'm wearing a Wonderbra too. He he he

Stephanie and Moolah both roll their eyes as Mae leans back against the elevator wall, wheezing once more.

Fabulous Moolah: The Woman who started it all Well, what you need to do is get her in a clinch and then wear her down.

Mae Young: The Woman who scares us all This ain't no evening gown match Moolah...listen Steph, more than likely Debra's going to mess with ya...you are going to need something to counteract that...and I got just the thing.

Mae goes rooting in her purse as the last few dings sound as the elevator makes its way to the bottom. Finally as the doors are opening, Mae pulls out a tube of KY Jelly.

Mae Young: The Woman who scares us all Since Debra will be trying to screw ya, this might come in handy...He he he

Moolah just slaps Mae making her cringe as Stephanie smiles and escapes the two. She walks out of the building as the doors shut on Moolah choking Mae as the scene fades out.

It doesn't rain but it pours...

Backstage at a show, Stephanie is in her office pacing as she reads over the ratings. Suddenly, Triple H walks into view, a smirk on his face as he looks Stephanie up and down. Glaring at him, Stephanie just rolls her eyes and lets the papers fall on the desk.

Triple H: The Game that Plays everyone Well if it isn't the ex ball and chain. You look a bit down Steph. Worried about Crisis Control?

Stephanie McMahon: The Billion Dollar Princess Not that it is any business of yours but no I am not worried about Crisis Control. I have that well in hand.

Triple H: The Game that Plays everyone That's good to hear. Glad you think you are ready. And between you and me, you already do know how to say I quit well, so that is covered. All you need now is to be put on your back like you use to be... ~Hunter smirks as he looks her over again.~ And you know...for old times sake, I would be willing to help ya..

Stephanie just looks at Triple H and a slow smirk crosses her own face.

Stephanie McMahon: The Billion Dollar Princess You know what Hunter...thanks for the offer...

Stephanie McMahon: The Billion Dollar Princess But I already played the Game...and that Game was too easy.

Triple H's face shows a slow burn of anger at Stephanie's words. Stephanie can see the pent up rage and goads Hunter further with a soft laugh.

Stephanie McMahon: The Billion Dollar Princess Maybe at Crisis Control, a new Game will begin...like maybe...I don't know, a Cerebral Princess will be unleashed. But as for right now, I have work to finish and don't need anyone around to distract me. So if you don't mind Hunter...

Stephanie turns her back on Triple H who is fuming. When she sits at her desk she looks up at the now severely irate Triple H.

Stephanie McMahon: The Billion Dollar Princess Are you still here Hunter? I thought you would have left by now.

Hunter just growls as he turns and walks out of the office, stopping at the door to glare back as Stephanie waves slightly. Slamming out of the office, Stephanie shakes her head and goes back to work as the scene fades out.

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