Ode to My Computer

(I wrote this poem after my computer broke
on me a few months ago. My computer often gives me
problems so I call it 'Hal' after a movie I watched
once. I hope it makes you chuckle :)

"Ode To My Computer"

Oh yes I've cussed
And constantly fussed
Your slow trugding ways
Would want me to end your days

Your memory worse than mine
You would freeze up at 'just' the wrong time
No sweet talk could appease
Your vengeful ways would never ease

Then one fateful boot
You made me scream..."Oh...SHOOT"
Your wrath was not to miss
I could almost hear you say "Kiss this!"

Never did I guess
I would miss your technical mess
But Hal, I surely weep
And long to hear your beep