Three little (constructive) pigs

3 little pigs in the woods one day
And one said I want somewhere safe to play
So they built a house made of straw
They stacked those bales like you would
Rendered & roofed it looked real good
It had a tropical hardwood door

Then the wolf came along & took a big breathe
And he huffed & he puffed
And he blew & he blew
And the house of straw blew down

3 little pigs in the woods one day
And one said i want somewhere safe to play
So they built a house made of wood
Walter Segal & DIY
Shingled roof, it was 2 storeys high
They put the windows just where you should

Then the wolf came along & took a big breathe
And he huffed & he puffed
And he blew & he blew
And the house of wood blew down

3 little pigs in the woods one day
And one said i want somewhere safe to play
So they built a house of reinforced concrete
Its ecology Index was low
But they didn't care, let the wolf blow
This time the huffing & puffing would be beat

Then the wolf came along & took a big breathe
And he huffed & he puffed
And he blew & he blew
Then he drilled a hole, put in dynamite
Prepared the fuse, applied a light
And BANG!
The concrete house blew down

3 little pigs in the woods one day
And one said i want somewhere safe to play
So they made an earth blocks house with a roof of grass
And flowers grew everywhere
And natural smells filled the air
And lazy insects drifted past

Then the wolf came along & took a big breathe
And he smelled that air all clean & fresh
Ah, that's better, he said
So he didn't huff and he didn't puff
Or do any of that blowing down stuff

He just smiled
And decided
To invite his new neighbours
Round
For
Dinner!