Quotes - Other 5 (Quotations are by anonymous authors unless otherwise noted) Magazines "Thirty percent of the Americans who do not believe in afterlife say they have been in contact with the dead." -- American Health Magazine, January/February, 1987 Marriage "You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without." Miracles "Coincidence is God's way of performing a miracle anonymously." Money and Power "The real measure of your wealth is how much you would be worth if you lost all your money." Newspapers "We apologize for the error in last week's paper in which we stated that Mr. Arnold Dogbody was a defective in the police force. We meant, of course, that Mr. Dogbody is a detective in the police farce." -- Correction Notice in the Ely Standard "Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again." -- Marin County newspaper's TV listing for "The Wizard of Oz" "If at first you do succeed � try not to hide your astonishment." -- LA Times "The Ottawa Citizen and Southam News wish to apologize for our apology to Mark Steyn. In correcting the incorrect statements about Mr. Steyn, published Oct. 15, we incorrectly published the incorrect correction. We accept and regret that our original regrets were unacceptable, and we apologize to Mr. Steyn for any distress caused by our previous apology." "Get tips on how to keep yourself safe from Trooper First Class Ronald Yanica of the Maryland State Police." -- Cumberland Times-News "Authorities said the robber is a six foot tall, white male with a beard weighing approximately two hundred twenty pounds." -- Frederick News-Post Peace "Peace It does not mean to be in a place where there is no noise, trouble or hard work. It means to be in the midst of those things and still be calm in your heart." Index