Quotes Ha "When one teaches, two learn." -- Robert Half "Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs." -- Christopher Hampton "Choosing the lesser of two evils, is still choosing evil." -- Christopher Hampton "'For what we are about to receive, Oh Lord, 'tis Thee we thank,' Said the cannibal as he cut a slice Of the missionary's shank." -- E. Y. Harburg "Well I'll be a new kind of clown. I'm gonna stand in the middle of the ring and laugh at all the folks." -- Dill Harris �Hamlet�s alternatives were �to be or not to be.� Our national alternatives are believed to be �to win or not to win� . . . A Vietnam village is shelled so thoroughly that when troops finally enter it there is nothing standing and no one living. The commander of an operation of this sort is quoted as saying, �We had to destroy them to save them.� This sounds very much like the Parent pronouncement which came ex cathedra from the woodshed: This hurts me more than it hurts you. Can we really say to the destroyed village littered with its charred inhabitants, This hurts us more than it hurts you?� �- Thomas A. Harris, M.D. "The principles we live by, in business and in social life, are the most important part of happiness. We need to be careful, upon achieving happiness, not to lose the virtues which have produced it." -- Harry Harrison "I have never seen a monument erected to a pessimist." -- Paul Harvey "One of the things the White House will find is that the nature of Congress is not to stand up and applaud every time the White House does something." -- House Speaker J. Dennis Hastert "Capital punishment is our society's recognition of the sanctity of human life." -- Sen. Orrin Hatch "Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not." -- Vaclav Havel "God not only plays dice. He sometimes throws the dice where they cannot be seen." -- Stephen Hawking "The ideal of Liberty seems to have flourished chiefly among people where, at least for long periods, judge-made law predominated." -- Friedrich Hayek "The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy." -- Helen Hayes, at 73 "The worst thief is he who steals the playtime of children." -- W. D. Haywood, regarding child labor Index