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| (I Just) Died In Your Arms - Cutting Crew Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight It must have been something you said I just died in your arms tonight I keep looking for something I can't get Broken hearts lie all around me And I don't see an easy way to get out of this Her diary it sits on the bedside table The curtains are closed, the cats in the cradle Who would've thought that a boy like me could come to this Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight It must've been something you said I just died in your arms tonight Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight It must've been some kind of kiss I should've walked away Is there any just cause for feeling like this? On the surface I'm a name on a list I try to be discreet, but then blow it again I've lost and found, it's my final mistake She's loving by proxy, no give and all take 'cos I've been thrilled to fantasy one too many times Oh I, I just died in your arms... It was a long hot night She made it easy, she made it feel right But now it's over the moment has gone I followed my hands not my head, I know I was wrong Oh I, I just died in your arms... The Drunken Scotsman Well, a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one venin' fair and one could tell by how he walked that he'd had more than his shre he stumbled along until he could no longer keep his feet then he staggered off into the grass for to sleep beside the street Chorus (consists of nonsense sylables for two lines and then the last two sung again) About this tie two young and bonnie girls were passing by and one said to the other with a twinkle in her eye "Oh, see you sleeping scotsman so strong and handsome buitl I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beaneath the kilt" Chorus They crept up on that sleeping Scot as quiet as could be and lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see and lo, behold, before their eyes beneath his Scottish skirt was nothing ore than God had graced him with upon his birth Chorus They marvelled for a moment, then one said "we must be gone, let's leave a present for our friend afore we move along." as a present they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow about the star that sleeping Scotsman's kilt did lift and show Chorus The Scotsman wolke on Nature;s call and staggered to a tree he lifted up his kilt and started back at what he see'd and said as he stood there gawking at the sight before his eyes "Lad, I don't know where ye been but I see ye won first prize." Chorus |
| D.I.V.O.R.C.E. - Billy Connolly Our little dog is six years old, and he's smart as any damn kid. But when you mention the V.E.T. he damn near flips his lid. Words like S.H.O.T. shot or W.O.R.M. worm, These are words which make him S.Q.U.I.R.M. squirm. His Q.U.A.R.A.N.T.I.N.E starts today, Because he bit the V.E.T. and then he ran away. He caused me and my wife to have a big fight, and then, both of them bit me. And that's why I am gonna get a D.I.V.O.R.C.E. She shouted "get him Rover," and he jumped over, and bit my L.E.G. She sank her teeth in my B.U.M. and called me an effin C. Well I'm telling you, that was my cue, to get O.F.F.-ski And I'm going down to the town tonight to get a new B.I.R.D. Oh his Q.U.A.R.A.N.T.I.N.E starts today. Both my wife and my wee scabby dog will soon be hauled away. That's why I spell out all these words, so as my dog can't hear. Oh I must admit that dog is acting Q.U.E.E.R. queer. Oh, I must admit that dog is acting Q.U.E.E.R. queer. Don't Laugh At Me - Mark Wills I'm a little boy with glasses, the one they call a geek a little girl who never smiles cuz I got braces on my teeth and I know how it feels to cry myself to sleep I am that kid on every playground, whose always chosen last a single teenage mother trying to overcome her past You don't have to be my friend if it's too much to ask Don't laugh at me, don't call me names Don't get your pleasure from my pain In God's eyes we're all the same some day we'll all have perfect Wings Don't laugh at me I'm a cripple on the corner You pass me on the street I wouldn't be out here begging if I had enough to eat and don't think I don't notice that our eyes never meet I lost my wife and little boy when someone crossed that yellow line The day we laid 'em in the ground was the day I lost my mind Right now I'm down to holding this little cardboard sign Don't laugh at me, Don't call me names Don't get your pleasure from my pain In God's eyes we're all the same Someday we'll all have perfect wings Don't laugh at me I'm Fat, I'm thin I'm Short, I'm tall I'm deaf, I'm blind Hey aren't we all Don't laugh at me, Don't call me names Don't get your pleasure from my pain In God's eyes we're all the same Someday we'll all have perfect wings Don't laugh at me |