The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dav Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.....�
Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:�
a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorky
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa�
Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name:�
a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x =tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker�
Use the last letter of your last name to dertermine the second half of your NEW last name:�
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
The Many Proofs of God's Existence - really funny, whether you believe in God or not
You know you're a red-neck Jedi if....
You ever head the phrase, "May the force be with Y'all"
Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
At least one wing of your X-wings is primer colored.
You can easily describe the taste of Ewok.
You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks.
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is those big dang ol Skeeters.
Wookies are offended by your B.O.
You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
You father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark-side, it will be a hoot!"
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock to start the Barbeque.
You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your Land-speeder.
you have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
You have a cousin that bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
You told your buddy Han that he needed a redwood deck and a hot-tub on the Millenium Falcon.
If you hear . . . ."Luke, I am your Father, and your Uncle, and Your Cousin..."
You joined the Rebellion because of your "Rebel Yell"
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