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The man, the myth, the legend
Kirkules (kirk+you+lee's)
A woman goes into the grocery store and picks up a 1/2 dozen eggs, a pint of milk, and a small pack of bacon then goes to the checkout.
checkout guy: "You must be single"
woman: "Why, because of the amout of food I'm buying?"
checkout guy: "No, because you're ugly"