Sorry...
Joe Says: my moms a slut and you still give me the finger
Joe Says: way to kill me from the inside out
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This man singlehandedly owns Best of MSN
Ryan Says: I love you
Trevor Says: look i thought we went through this when u propsed to me on the Jumbo Tron at the Jays game, im only interested in Siberian Tigers
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Trevor Loves Lovin'
Trevor Says: i want you to give me some lovin' I don't mean bang bang bang sex lovin' i mean i wanna cuddle. why don't we cuddle anymore? and why is it that men always say the worst things during sex, like, "honey, u seem more flappy than normal" or "I'm gonna jiz on your face then rub it in and then make you eat dog food and then make you puke it back up infront of the neighbours all while watching season two of 24" or "who in the hell wants to fuck doggystyle while watching Oprah", ladies you know how much us women love Oprah
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Easily The Most Memorable Ryan and Joe Moment
Sarah Says: Threesome!
Ryan Says: Im game, just joe can't touch me
Joe Says: deal, I get lower half
Sarah Says: no deal, its not a threesome if you two aren't in on it together
Ryan Says: we'll give each other high fives
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Ah Joe..
Joe Says: boo this bitch
Ryan Says: i know i say we ice this slut 9mm style
Joe Says: nonono.....wait...she said she'd lick my balls
Joe Says: give it a minute
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Batman
Erik Says: i wish i could meet Adam West
Erik Says: i think id grab his ass
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There's No Stealing My Sex
Craig Says: i was waiting for you to call me, i was all lubed up and everything.
Craig Says: i kept waiting and waiting
Ryan Says: then what
Craig Says: then i just called Trevor
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Lonely Sundays
Joe Says: rants are cool
Ryan Says: i know
Ryan Says: so are boobs
Ryan Says: i wish i had one
Joe Says: just one? i want nine
Ryan Says: i don't wanna be greedy
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Hmm it was a joke, but whatever
Trevor Says: what are you laughing at?
Ryan Says: oh i just remembered that time i shaved your pubes off and glued them to your face like a goatee.
Trevor Says: OH MAN, that was the best I thought I grew the hair but when i streaked in the mall and people thought i was a LARGE 12 year old because i had no pubs, MAN CLASSIC.
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I Rule
Ryan Says: dude i drank too much mountain dew yesterday
Scott Says: oh?
Ryan Says: yeah my piss is neon green
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Backstory, Scott couldn't get it in, too tight
Scott Says: oh man, i just got back from kristy's, we fucked for like 2 hours straight
Ryan Says: get it in this time, hotshot?
Scott Says: yea i did a lot of preliminary work!
Ryan Says: car jack and vice grip?
Scott Says: how the fuck did u know ??????
Ryan Says: im magic, plus im immagining you going at a snatch with plyers and shit
Ryan Says: just running at it and throwing stuff
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Point, Ryan
Sarah Says: you both don't know what love is
Ryan Says: and you do?
Ryan Says: you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground
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That's How it Happened
Ryan Says: that was bad eh?
Cierra Says: yeah almost as bad as Joe's breath
Cierra Says: i swear his breath smells like garbage
Ryan Says: well did you leave the trash open?
Cierra Says: hes like a dog....gotta watch em.....cant leave him alone with a steaming pile of garbage for two seconds
Ryan Says: or toilet water
Cierra Says: gross, he was the last one to use the toilet too
Ryan Says: then dont touch the seat, i got crabs that way
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(names for this conversation have to be changed for protection of my friends genetailia)
Damn those Stiff Girlfriends
Ryan Says: whatcha doing tonight?
(changed name) Gary Says: might hang out with (changed name) Bonnie, but its kinda a waste of time
Ryan Says: why
Gary Says: i wont get any
Ryan Says: you two going out or something?
Gary Says: yea kinda i guess, but its been "two weeks" and i havent gotten a kiss or tongue action or anything!
Ryan Says: i have advice, you just sit her down, look deep into her eyes, and ram your tongue down her throat
Gary Says: i dont think will work with her, she is pretty stiff, she wont do any dating shit, shes like a doorknob
Ryan Says: well a couple drinks loosens anyone up
Gary Says: shes always on guard
Gary Says: i grab her ass and she gets mad, i mean WTF
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(names changed again for protection)
Incentive
Ryan Says: i was thinking about it, but i dunno
Ryan Says: plus even if its real good, i need incentive to put it on the page
(changed name ) Joe Says: ill have sex with you
Ryan Says: hmm...now thats incentive
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Zing
Ryan Says: hey
Ryan Says: whats up?
Scott Says: my cholesterol