49 - Cancel the 2005 academy awards, the contest is over
48 - How to render the segway obsolete
47 - What we need is another war
46 - The First annual valentines day Cupid slaughter
45 - Famous fairy tales and how they really ended
44 - Animal rights, saving whales. and all that other gibberish
43 - Pranks to play on people at the hospital
42 - Attention All Hippies
41 - Mimes make me want to heave
40 - Astrology is bullshit. Astrology is bullshit
39 - We need more violence on TV
38 - Sending Glenn into space? great idea
37 - My interview with Micheal Bolton
36 - The perfect occupation before and after death
35 - I Hate kids, still
34 - How to be 100% lazy
33 - Here's a drawing of myself at work
32 - Packing for a trip? don't forget to pack your kids
31 - That's right asshole, bad my groceries
30 - Listening to cool music makes you cool
29 - I Hate kids
28 - I hope everyone who likes plain cheese pizza dies
27 - Thinking about moving?
26 - I've got your animal rights, right here
25 - Reality check: you drive a Honda Civic, not a race car
24 - What hippies are good for
23 - Holy Shit! it's me at work
22 - Show everyone how much of an asshole you are..
21 - I will kick your ass
20 - Green peace blows, pave the rainforest
19 - Your fat and disgusting, cover up
18 - If i ruled the Universe...
17 - Wearing a Japanese shirt doesnt make you Japanese
16 - Hollywood still outta ideas?
15 - Why change your car's oil when your girlfriend can do it
14 - Movies i hate that begin with T and end with "ITANIC"
13 - Bored? why not litter
12 - What would make a better president?
11 - When is the last time a whale did anything for you?
10 - Zombies are the worst
9 - For every animal you don't eat, im going to eat three
8 - Going to Thailand? Don't forget your asshole discount card
7 - My balls are huge
6 - How to become an obnoxious internet cam whore
5 - I am better than your kids
4 - I hate small talk
3 - Love your kids? prove it by beating them
2 - Things Elizabeth Smart could have done to escape
1 - A tribute to real men
