Poems by Peter Kirkham

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Very Sweet

Colin was a drunken lout
Who was repulsive all the time
His wife and her friend Gloria
Were sitting drinking wine
When Colin staggered in
and Gloria then scowled
"There's not a dick between you"
Was the insult Colin howled
He staggered off to bed
Having had his bit of fun
While the ladies sat discussing
What Colin just had done
And so they made their plan
That things were going to change
And Colin was the victim
Of the plan they would arrange
A Doctor name of Jessica
Was taken on the tem
And she agreed to help them
Re-arrange the scene
On the pretense of a check-up
An appointment they'd arrange
And then threat the awful Colin
To the wonders of sex change
And here the three are pictured
On Colin's first night out
His demise and his position
Leaves little left to doubt
Now he's stuck in knickers
For more than just a while
"There's not a dick between us"
Gloria whispers with a smile!

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