The Contract
Why is Mathew so surprised
Well in fact he's now just realized
He's been tricked by awful fate
Alas for Mathew it's too late
He allowed his sister Kate
Any forfiet she could contemplated
A foolish thing a big mistake
To give a girl an even break
Kate thought about the way things are
He had the money he had the car
As the eldest all in the will was his
Not now since she did the biz
She made him sign a document
To say no more money could be spent
And then her muscle she did flex
By saying he must change his sex
And when he did the will all changed
The way that Kate she had arranged
She became the heiress I'm afraid
And Mathew? He became the maid
He was not the brightest chap
And thought he'd get over this mishap
"I'll get things right back on track
By simply getting things changed back"
alas for Mathew he's still in this stint
He did not read the tiny print
The contract there clearly stated
Reversal won't be contemplated
Kate now drives a big Rolls Royce
And Mathew? Sadly little choice
His Harley Davidson is rusting
For he is far too busy dusting
When a woman a contract she does make
Read the small print for God's sake!
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