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Replying to Adverts
Barry thought he might just choke
HE answered an advert for a joke
The outcome alas, appeared grave
To "Mistress requires brand new slave"
He gave her a call and her reply
Was "OK, Barry, I shall give you a try"
Still thinking it funny he knocked her door
She told him to kneel down on the floor
A collar was quickly locked in place
And make-up placed upon his face
Clothes ripped off and plucking of brows
Then came a skirt and a satin blouse
Tights and knickers, high heeled shoes
Then he received a bit more "News"
"Sign this contract agree to my plans"
After which she cuffed his hands
Falsies firmly stuck in place
A changed expression on his face
"I think I would like to cancel our deal"
"This is not the way I'd like to feel"
The Mistress laughed saying, "You'll be fine
As from now on your life is mine!"
Barry struggled to no avail
He was more a prisoner than being in jail
"I must call the wife" he pleaded in vane
As the Mistress announced his change of name
That was last year, which leaves no doubt
Here kneels "Shirley" with no way out! |