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Making Fun of the Female
The thing about women that men should know
Is just how far a bloke should go
"Having a laugh" is all very well
But you can go too far as Kevin will tell
Their superiority they've endorsed
And as a result poor Kevin is forced
Put in his place by his wife and her friend
His humiliation will know no end
He thought it was funny but to his shame
They now have him dressed the same
"On with your lipstick, my little cutie!"
"We'll soon have you looking a feminine beauty!"
Whilst Sharon and Gail apply his make-up
His wife Denise is about to take up
All his clothes and car keys too
You see that's what woman can often do
Make fun of their shape and show disdain
And pretty soon you'll look the same
You see they do not mess about
And just in case you're still in doubt
They've shaved his legs and given him breasts
Soon he'll face much sterner tests
His high heels fit, his corset is tight
He cannot escape this female plight
You can see how serious the two girls are
"Get used to your stockings and wear a bra!"
Stockings and panties and maybe a dress
Kevin indeed is now in a mess
Laugh once too often and alas, it appears
They will laugh back for quite a few years! |