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Howard's Demise
Howard liked wearing feminine things
For the sense of excitement it apparently brings
Hidden from his wife, or so he thought
His plan to avoid ever being caught
Whenever his wife made a sudden return
Down the roof ladder he would burn
Into the garage at the back of the trash
Back in his own clothes quick as a flash
Things went well for quite a time
His escape route always worked real fine
Until one night as you can see
He has suddenly stopped why can that be?
His wife had used a simple plan
To teach a lesson to her man
As down the ladder Howard shooed
He found the rungs were superglued
His and and feet alas held fast
His wife had caught the boy at last
"Feeling pretty!" she did shout
And then brought all the neighbours out
It looked so funny to tell the truth
With Howard stuck there on the roof
His embarrassment at the neighbours' stare
To cries of "Oh what pretty underwear!" |