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September 7th, 2004 |
Gardening Accidents
"Oh good grief! Upon my soul!"
A model appears to have fallen down a hole!
In frilly pink she is sitting there
Up to her waist or her derriere!
She tries to move but is firmly stuck
Seems poor Karen's out of luck
A true professional using guile
Despite her predicament continues to smile
The gardener hasn't seen her yet
And when he does he won't forget!
People pass by and take it for granted
"Hi" says Karen, "I've just been planted!"
Under her breath she curses Ted
"When I get out of here, he will be dead!"
Ted's gone for lunch, back in an hour
So Karen remains like an unpicked flower
Finally dug out after some time
Legs covered in dirt she said "felt fine"
Next morning a sight to open the eye
In Karen's garden as people walked by
Gardener Ted hung up in high heels
"Only fair" whispered Karen
"That he knows how it feels!" |