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Finishing School
"You don't
understand!" said David
Screaming down the phone
"The situation's serious!"
He had such a worried tone
"The finishing school you've sent me to"
"It's not the one I planned"
"Mother, stop you're laughing!"
"You just don't understand!"
"It's a finishing school for girls!"
"Mother, don't you gloat!"
As David stood in his underwear
Fixing his petticoat
"They treat me like a girl!"
"Nothing could be meaner!"
They even changed his name
From David to Davina
"Mother! Don't you hang up!"
"Get me out of here!"
"What do you mean there's no chance?"
"I've been stuck here for a year!"
Mother just chuckled down the line
She did not shed a tear
"Don't be silly Davina"
"Put you're dress on dear!"
"No one argues with me!"
"You're stuck, that's what I said"
And as David pleaded one more time
The telephone line went dead
"Hurry up dear!" the other girls said
"Your Mother knows what's right"
So David pulled his frillies on
For another girly night! |