Danny and Colin
Danny looked at Colin
"What the hell happened last night!"
Both were dressed as you can see
Both were locked up tight
"Where the hell are we!" asked Colin
"Why are we dressed like this!"
"I remember some bar up town"
"Some woman and a drunken kiss"
"I've been awake for ages"
Said Colin with a sigh
"Seems we agreed a sex change"
"We can kiss our lives goodbye"
"We've both been asleep for days"
"Everything's rearranged"
"No use stamping your feet"
"Let's face it we've been changed!
Legs as smooth as silk
Hairstyles combed and sweet
Panties put into place
And shoes upon their feet
Blouses and matching tops
Hats and bows and curls
Danny had to face the fact
That both of them were girls
"Christ! What do I tell the wife!"
"How do I explain?"
"We can't go back to what we were"
"I couldn't face the shame"
Colin signed again
And said "I guess you're right"
Both of them would sadly live
To regret the drunken night
"Let's try and escape!" said Danny
Colin just stood there
"We can't escape tonight" he said"
"We'll be busy with washing our hair!" |
