Poems by Peter Kirkham

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Cheating Ben

Ben had cheated on his wife
For almost all their married life
Until one day Carol found out
Which left the girl with little doubt
"Revenge" was something on her mind
Whatever type that she could find
A friend then came up with a plan
To punish this most selfish man
They drugged his coffee late one night
Ben barely then could stand or fight
Then they tied him nice and tight
What would be the poor man's plight
They then encased him in a skin
Where he was locked so firm within
It then set hard this wasn't funny
They had made poor Ben a simple dummy
They added breasts and female hair
He tried to talk, they didn't care
They placed his arms upon his hips
Fitted shoes and did his lips
Tight corset, and leather skirt
This punishment was meant to hurt
And stuck this way with no escape
They joined his heels with masking tape
"What next," he though, he soon would know
"Time to put you out on show"
Carol laughed it was so funny
"Now you're just a tailor's dummy!"
And dressed like this they took him down
To a local shop in the heart of town
Poor old Ben, too late for tears
He'd been a dummy now two years.

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