Poems by Peter Kirkham

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Bullies Get Beaten

This is the fate of Howard Rodgers
One of life's artful dodgers
Or at least that's what he thought he was
He isn't now and that's because
Countless affairs, and numerous cheatings
And attacking his wife with frequent beatings
His sister decided "Enough! No more!"
"It's payback time and that's for sure!"
They paid a girl to become his friend
Have an affair and to this end
Caught him in bed with the girl one night
He could not explain the unfaithful sight
Punishment was long overdue
So they told Howard what they would do
Here he stands trussed up tight
Only the beginning of his plight
You cannot see his pained, sad face
He has a "Butt plug" locked in place
And just to aid this painful sight
She has the area laced up right
Locked and sealed and even worse
The "Butt plug" key is in her purse
That's why his stand's a little strange
His "bits" he can't seem to arrange
Skin tight trousers complete the "look"
Now he behaves just by the book
For the sister thought it really cute
To turn him into a prostitute!
All the money is paid to his wife
This is his penalty, this is his life
It's very simple to her you see
You pay ten dollars and you get the key
But women are warned every night
Be sure to lock him up real tight
He can't complain, he's stuck this way
Used by women every day
She laughs at him and his saddened face
"Stand still, dear, while I do the lace."
No escape and no way out
Howard now has little doubt
Abusing women is just not done
Eventually you land on one
Who turns the tables real quick
You're trussed up, locked up another trick
"Please release me!" Howard squeals
I think he's learning how it feels
Almost like a sort of curse
The "Butt plug" key stays in her purse
The moral is easy to this tale
Howard would have been better off in jail
Instead he's a plaything through and through
A word for his sister, good on you!
 

 

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