A Woman Scorned
Steven was marrying Silvia
Much to Kelly's great disgust
And Kelly being a woman scorned
Thought to stop it was a must
So when Steven had his stag night
She invited herself in
And mixed in Steven's drink
Was a powerful "Mickey Fin"
She said she'd get him home
And folks would understand
But taking Steven home
Was the last thing she had planned
In league with her best friend
She now felt less distressed
They shaved his legs and took his clothes
And this is how he's dressed
They super glued some boobs on
Washed and permed his hair
Took him round to Silvia's house
And left him lying there
The wedding then got cancelled
No shock I do suppose
They left a message saying "Here he is"
"He loves his women's clothes"
When Steven came around
He gave a sort of cough
And then quickly he discovered
The boobs would not come off
Kelly had revenge
And on Steven it then dawned
There's nothing as dangerous as a woman
Especially one who's scorned.
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