THE FIFTH BEATLE

by DB

transcribed by Jared

hmmm... jeez., this was tough.. I will give you the basics for Dan's initial verse and filler... but it's up to you to get the tabs for the covered tunes.... sorry I can't help much more than this.. Also,... this is the wrong version of lyrics..only one I could find... there are about 3 other verses.

Hint: the Kurt Cobain chords are just E and C

the Imagine cover is just C and G..

Look up the neil young.. I couldn't find it..

And I had trouble with the elvis costello part..

Good Luck

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I had a dream

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That instead of the Beatles breaking up

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Yoko Ono became Beatle number five

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They made records as the lads from Liverpool

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And the chick from Chineechee ???????

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And John stayed alive

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Yoko wrote some songs with Paul

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They had better melodies than her ones on Double Fantasy

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The best one of all was written by George and Yoke

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That Ringo sang

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Called Bonsai Tree

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Bonsai for you

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and the bonsai tree for me��

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Hey Hey..........Bonsai Tree

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In 1982,

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John took a leave of absence from the Beatles

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and Elvis Costello joined the band

he wrote a song with Yoko and George

that went:

Aaaaaalison�.cut her hair while my guitar gently weeps

Creeps through a little room of electrified plastic

Mmmmmmm

A few years after that

John was back, and Ringo took a break

The brought in Dave Grohl

And he brought along his buddy, Kurt Cobain

Who started writing with Paul

Kurt and Paul's best song went something like:

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I am bleeding inside I am bleeding I am bleeding inside

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And what's wrong with that, I'd like to know

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So let's bleed inside again

Dylan was a Beatle for a while

But his songs with Yoko

Were even too weird for John

When George took a break

Jimi Hendrix came in

And when George returned

Jimi stayed on

They tour a little bit every year

Ther rest of the time they can be seen

Six nights a week in Vegas

At the fabulous Yellow Submarine

Hotel and Casino

Loosest slots in Nevada

Tonight ladies and gentleman

We present to you the Beatles

John, Paul and Yoko

George and Ringo

Elvis Costello

Sinead O'Conner

Dave Grohl

Kurt Cobain

Jimi Hendrix

Wil Masisak

Her and me