Hot Sex

Called this fic Hot Sex,even though there is *NO* sex in it:) I'm no good at titles...so that one seemed as good as any.
This never happened. I don't know the guys. Never met them, although I was *this* close. No offence intended to anyone...'specially not the SG boys who are more dear to me than my rotten kids!!!!
Rating...G I suppose, although I don't really know

Hot Sex
by Jools

"What the Hell are you doing in there Dan," his irritation clearly audible. "You've been in there ages. How long can it possibly take?"
"I'm not coming out." the muted response from behind the closed door of the bathroom.
Darren's brow creased into a frown. "Oh come on Honey," lacing his voice with that sickly sweet pleading he knew Daniel hated. "You promised."
"I look like a fuckin' idiot!!!!" Yes, Daniel Jones was pissed off. Only time you ever got a cuss word from the man was when he was highly peeved. Well, perhaps not the only time, there had of course been the occasional expletive grunted out in the heat of passion.
"Come on Jonesy. Don't be shy. I'm sure you don't look any worse than I do." Darren turned to the huge mirror that dominated his living room and ran an appraising eye over his appearance.
"Better not tell him I think I look pretty hot" he thought to himself smiling at his reflection.
"You're going to laugh at me." The musicians tones filling the room once more. Darren struggled to fight off the smirk that wanted to scream across his face. //You better believe it lover//
"Daniel," The singer made his voice soft, supportive and ensured the pronounced sigh was loud enough to be caught from behind the bathroom door. "Would I laugh at you my Darling?"
"Yeah you would," the almost angry response, "like that time I was watching the King and I and I got that eyelash in my eye."
"Oh you mean the one that made you look like you were crying," Darren interrupted, the smirk reappearing as he swayed from side to side, continuing to admire his reflection in the mirror. "but I didn't realise about the eyelash until you explained. I'm sorry for that honey, it must have been a bad one to get you in both eyes like that."
"Right I'm never coming out now," the younger man yelled.
"Oh I'm sorry baby," once more the saccharine sweetness. "But it was just that one time. Are you going to hold that against me for ever???"
"And the time you walked into the room just as I inadvertently arrived at that internet site????"
"Happens to us all Dan. I should have been more sensitive. You couldn't imagine some of the sites I've inadvertently ended up at." //Well actually you probably could Goldilocks. *ALWAYS* remember to clear the History when you've been checking out porn.//
"No," Darren could here the hesitation in his lovers voice now. "I'm not coming out."
"Now you're not being fair Jonesy," Trying to sound firm now as he ran his fingers lightly across his chest, gently tweaking an exposed nipple as he mouthed to his reflection "God your gorgeous." "I showed you mine, don't you think you should show me yours. I'll make it worth your while"
The room went quiet and the singer knew he had him. Finally the younger man piped up again. "OK," a strain to hear now as Daniel's voice dropped barely above a whisper," but you've got to promise me you won't laugh."
"Cross my arms and hope to fry," mumbled into the back of his hand so his partner couldn't quite make out the actual words.
"What was that?"
"Just a promise."
"Oh..Right...Ok then. I'm coming out."
Darren prized his gaze from his reflection and turned his sights towards the bathroom door as he heard the lock slide back. Slowly, slowly the door opened.
"Ha....hahahahahahahaha...Oh my God....hahahahahah." The singer ignored the scowl on the red face of his lover as he clutched his sides. "That is just...hahahahahahahaha."
Before him his beautiful, tanned lover, clad only in ...a black leather G-string. A *small* black leather G string. Barely containing his jewels. On the front the words "Out of sight but not out of mind."
"Not exactly out of site are they?" the singer finally managed to compose himself enough to point out. He noticed the single raised eyebrow as Daniel's eyes traveled to his own attire. A Gold Lame G string with the words "We love you just as much at the back as down the front." Oh no, there was nothing exposed in that package.
"Seems like they got the sizes mixed up Daz," Daniel smiled back with his own choking sweetness, using the name he knew his lover hated more than....Brittany Spears. "Shouldn't the small one be yours!!!!"
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