You Know You're Obsessed With The Mighty Ducks When...
- You go to your favorite Chinese restaurant-- and promptly throw up when your dad suggests trying the peking duck.
- You trake your few Pok�mon cards to get that one ep you don't have on tape.
- You trade all your brother's Pok�mon cards to get that one ep you don't have on tape.
- You wonder, "If Wildwing grew his hair out long enough, would it stand up like a Mohawk?"
- You call your friend�s baby brother Wildwing because his hair grows in a Mohawk!
- You�re POSITIVE that the Saurians are influencing Saddam Hussein! (TRUE!)
- You *know* Bill Clinton is Chameleon. DON�T LAUGH THIS IS VERY SERIOUS!!!!
- You start imagining yourself, your friends, and even celebrities as Ducks, and draw pics of them.
- You hear about unexplained explosions in the desert, and catch the nearest flight there so you can get the Proteus chip before the Saurians do.
- You *have* a Proteus chip! (I do!)
- You try to build a superweapon with the Proteus chip.
- The Mighty Ducks steal your Proteus chip.
- You realize that one area fanfic writers have never tried tackling is the First Saurian Overthrow, so you claim that spot and spend ten years on it.
- You turn it into a book --- and it sells.
- You feel you�re not getting enough "quality time" with the Ducks, so you wake up an hour earlier in order to spend some undivided attention with them.
- You can�t function if you don�t have this morningly devotional time with the Ducks.
- You get mad and try to sue Taco Bell when they don�t come out with triple-spicy tacos.
- You ruin all the electrical equipment in your house trying to recreate that goop of Thrash and Mookie�s.
- You get VERY excited when E-Bay announces that they�re now selling all Mighty Duck merchandise, then get VERY suspicious when you find out they�ve been bought out and are now a sub-contract of Pomfeather Productions, Inc.
- You go to your local mall and run all over the place for a whole morning trying to figure out where �Lectric Land is.
- You take out all of your college savings and spend it on opening a Wiener World in your local mall -- and it�s an instant success and you top McDonald�s and become a billionaire over night.
- You and your friends get together and try to write a script and songs for "The Mighty Ducks: On Broadway."