JADE: [steps out] Prepare for trouble!

DIVE: [steps out, holding a rose] And make it double!

To protect all twins from discrimination

To uphold the values of procrastination

To denounce the evils of my brother, the slob--

[glares at her] To extend our resumes to better jobs!

Jadestar...

Nosedive...

Team Flashblade, blast off at the speed of light!

Surrender now, or prepare to be hashed, thrashed, chopped into little pieces, be kicked clear into another dimension, blasted into oblivion, and then be kept on bread and water for twelve weeks!! So there!

[Jade whacks him upside the head]