| Welcome to the Dark Side | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| (The Boys have moved into the Metaverse, and all other stories concerning their non-MV adventures have been moved to the Stories section.) | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Exar Kun | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The semi-reformed Dark Lord of the Sith, Exar became trapped in the Metaverse after Xanatos found a portal to his universe and invited him along. He discovered that once here, conquest seemed less important that rediscovering himself. He has taken to the Goth subculture, and even come to terms with his own emotional scarring through punch-therapy. (Ie. punching Evyl-Obi for pointing out the obvious and correct path in a situation, and reluctantly admitting he's right.) He is currently residing in the Old Hotel Central, with no plans to return to his own universe. |
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| Ulic Qel-Droma | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Nicknamed both "Dartha Stewart" and "The Dark Lord of Home Interiors" by his fellow housemates, Ulic has settled into the normal world, albeit reluctantly. Accidentally caught in the vortex when Xanatos brought Kun through the portal, Ulic found himself trapped in the 'real world', unable to return home. He discovered early-on that fixing things can be more productive than destroying them, and developed an addiction to the Home and Garden Channel. A collector of antiques and the only person to see the true historical value of the Hotel, Ulic has taken it upon himself to restore the Hotel to its former glory. He is currently residing in the Old Hotel Central, trapped in the Metaverse and unable to return to his own universe. |
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| Xanatos | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Qui-gon Jinn's rogue apprentice revels in the joys of being bad, and in his recently discovered ability to manipulate the Portal through some odd mutation in his own gene for Force-sensitivity. There are also rumors that his mother was half Time-Lord, resulting in his portal-powers, but no-one's sure. (The fact he owns both a Tardis and Quinn Mallory's Slide-timer may have something to do with it, however.) He is also the only person in the Metaverse with the ability to cross the boundary to the 'real world', occasionally visiting the author's alter-ego in a side-universe. He is currently trying to buy the Hotel AND the Blue Lemon, hoping to ensure his future in the Metaverse. |
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| Darth Maul | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The New Sith on the block, as it were. Maul happened into the Metaverse of his own accord, like Xanatos. He has basically abandoned his Master, his cause, and his former life in favor of staying alive in the Metaverse after watching himself die in "The Phantom Menace". Even though he now has to live with Evyl Obi and the occasional vampire, demon, mutant, Jedi, Vorlon or Alien Squid, anything is better than ending up dead and watching Jar-Jar live. He has since come to terms with his abusive childhood and stopped hating his master for it, though he remains very Dark-side due to the rage-honing experience of living with Evyl Obi. Maul is now a permanent resident of the Metaverse, and wouldn't leave without his "Oprah Winfrey Show" videotapes. |
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| Evyl-Obi | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| When Xanatos and Darth Maul tried writing Fanfic, this is what came out. Evyl Obi is an evil clone of Obi-wan Kenobi, with red-and-black striped hair and a strangely child-like and psychotic personality. Evyl came to live with the boys after Xan insulted the creator of the Metaverse. Her vengeance was swift, and the psychotic clone became a permanent resident of the Hotel. No matter how they try to kill, maim, or deposit him into a portal to nowhere, Evyl keeps appearing good, er, well *bad* as new, and twice as miscevious as before. (Ever heard the song "The Cat came back"?) He is a permanent resident of the Metaverse. |
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| Spyke | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Spyke is a clone of Spike, from "Buffy the Vampire Slayer". Unfortunately, something went awry when he was cloned, and he not only came out a bit silly, but almost completely human. He has a craving for Giuness and Cocoa Puffs, and a tendency to have sudden mood and personality shifts. His favorite pastime is watching BTVS and laughing at the blatant "Slash Innuendo" in Smallville. Since he was "born" in the Metaverse, he has no former world to return to, and seems quite content to be both a clone, and withing walking distance of a vampire-friendly bar. |
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