to make you laugh
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1) If you've ever done something like this- it may not be so funny- but hey, laughter is the best medicine! ^-^
2&3) AND, IF YOU ARE A BLONDE- it doesn't matter- you don't know where I live! ~-^ {sorry Susan, "Carol"(u're not a natural), Ginger, and Sarah (heh heh).
1) Two hunters are in the woods- one hunter is hit in the head, and his eyes are glazed. The other hunter calls frantically on his cell phone to the hospital. "I think my friend is dead!"
"Calm down- I can help, first- make sure he's dead.
A gunshot is heard, "Okay, now what do i do?!
2) A brunnette, a red head, and a blonde are stranded on a deserted island. The brunnette thinks she can make it back to the mainland, so she swims about a mile out- and she drowns.The red head swims a bit further than the brunnette, and drowns.
Finally, the blonde decides to go. She swims almost all the way - three feet from the mainland. She gasps and sighs-
"Boy, am I tired! I'm turnin back!"
3) A blonde goes to get her hair trimmed every week. She really annoys the barber because she never takes her head phones off.
"Why won't you take those off?!" he exclaimes every visit.
"Cause I'll die!"
Well, one day the barber gets sick of cutting around the headphones and rips them off. The blonde falls over dead.
The barber is very puzzled and begins to listen to the music.
"Inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale..."
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HEH HEH
Do dah do dah do dah do- Do dah do dah DO- dah do dah do dah -do dah do dah do dah do
DO!
dah do do do dah do DO DO!!!
{To the tune of the Jepardy song heh heh!}
