...as the crow flies

How far can a crow fly if you cut off it's wings?

Name: Denver Colorado [legally changed his name at age 14]

DOB: January 12th 1987

Likes: the Energizer bunny, combat boots, eating Victor's food when he's not looking, when his parents let him drive the car, fast food, not fast food, food in general, Ex's sister (SO HOT), the models on the Vogue cover, the smell of cigarettes

Dislikes: carebears, people who like carebears, girls who talk like they're three, girls who talk like they're thirty, people who air quote

Music: the bands I listen to are Anti-Flag (fucking brilliant), Against Me!, the Cure, the Ramones, Distillers, Jedi Mind Tricks, Rolling Stones, Sex Pistols, Operation Ivy, Rancid (none of their new crap), Bouncing Souls

Movies: I will forever stick with Star Wars no matter what Akemi says

Author: I like the people who write stuff in Vogue magazines. No, actually. I like the people who take pictures. No, I just like the women IN the pictures

ETC: I am Denver, and no matter what anyone says, I am definetly the hot guy of the band. Yeah, because Ex is really an anamatronic doll that I stole from Steven Speilburg or whatever so you can't think he's hot. It's all about me, ladies. Call me. I'm always free. (I hope that doesn't make me sound like a total loser.) Anyway, i am the lead guitarist and I don't sing and I use Elmers glue to spike my hair.

Name: Victor Neal

DOB: January 28, 1986

Likes: blowing amps out, laughing at people who try to hard to be depressing, bad poetry, vampires, more vampires, the color black, and red, together, except not like on ex, because I don't swing that way, being surrounded by music, cigarettes, things stronger than cigarettes, getting high

Dislikes: sweating, stink, the beach (I almost drowned once), most mammals, people who say that x-box is only good for Halo

Music: Marilyn Manson, Thrice, Thursday, Travis, Taking Back Sunday, the Used, Pennywise, Epic

Movies: the Matrix movies, Fight Club, Se7en, and Labrynth (David Bowie was awesome in that)

Author: the only books I ever liked were the Animorphs. I liked Marco.

ETC: As you have gathered, I am Victor the person that everyone thinks is gay but isn't. Or you think I'm a goth, or something. I'm weird. I like goth and emo. I think, if you could mix goth emo to make something like... emoth that would be awesome. (Hey, they did it with screamo.) Oh, and no matter what Denver says, I'm the hottest of us all. Ex is really a woman, so he doesn't count.

Name: Akemi Hamakawa

DOB: no one knows

Likes: what people say about me, asian music, indian music, blowing amps out, men, women, the shamisen, picks as earrings, neopolitan ice cream, anime and manga, korean soap operas

Dislikes: spiders, the sound of someone sharpening their pencil

Music: Dir en Grey, Luna Sea, Raphael, Plastic Tree, the Pillows, Yuki Kaijura, L~arc~en~Ciel, Gackt, Miyavi, Nicotine, the Himalayan Project, the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, The Who, Ted Leo, Modest Mouse

Movies: none at the moment

Author: Banana Yoshimoto.

ETC: My name is Akemi, and it is really way too amusing to watch you all try to figure out if I'm really a guy so I won't tell you. I grew up in Florida and then moved to Michigan and got suckered into being part of this band. I love dressing up for shows and doing hair. The day that I can put all of my friends in pigtails is the day I die happy. I like taking walks in the park with my dog, Fishstick. I miss Ah! Real Monsters.

Name: Ex Azele (well, that's not really my full name.)

DOB: Septemeber 6th, 1988

Likes: sex (...), water, Kibo, the smell of rain and wet grass, singing in the shower as long as no one listens, making up little songs, the little angel Dina, Brad Pitt (<3), Brad Pitt shirtless (<33), Brad Pitt in Fight Club (<333), not being overbearingly gay, the color red, weird t-shirts, the word 'quite', Kibo, Kibo, Kibo!

Dislikes: Brad Pitt in Troy (

Music: I have the biggest list out of everyone. This makes me feel lamer than I already know I am. Death Cab for Cutie, Coheed and Cambria, The Postal Service, Streetlight Manifesto, Less than Jake, Idlewild, Taking Back Sunday, Thrice, Something Corporate, Bright Eyes, Plain White T's, Five Iron Frenzy, Placebo, Kill Hannah, Brand New

Movies: Fight Club, Beauty and the Beast (man I'm gay), Kill Bill, Kill Bill vol. 2, Star Wars Episode Two for it's terrible acting, Velvet Goldmine, A Clockwork Orange, Mean Girls (okay, I just won Gay Award of the Year)

Author: Oscar Wilde, but not because he's gay and he writes about gay people. (Kind of.) I also like Stephen King and Anne Rice. And Dan Brown.

ETC: First of all, no I am not an anamatronic puppet. And no, I am not a woman. But let's get this over with: yes, I am gay. No, if your'e a man, I am not going to start dryhumping you or something. It's not like you go around and drool over every girl you see. Well, if you're Denver, you might. Actually, it was pretty funny when he thought that the guy from KFC was a girl and was hitting on him and me and Akemi were over there snickering.

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Name:	Denver Colorado [legally changed his name at age 14]
DOB:	January 12th 1987
Likes:	the Energizer bunny, combat boots, eating Victor's food when he's not looking, when his parents let him drive the car, fast food, not fast food, food in general, Ex's sister (SO HOT), the models on the Vogue cover, the smell of cigarettes
Dislikes:	carebears, people who like carebears, girls who talk like they're three, girls who talk like they're thirty, people who air quote
Music:	the bands I listen to are Anti-Flag (fucking brilliant), Against Me!, the Cure, the Ramones, Distillers, Jedi Mind Tricks, Rolling Stones, Sex Pistols, Operation Ivy, Rancid (none of their new crap), Bouncing Souls
Movies:	I will forever stick with Star Wars no matter what Akemi says
Author:	I like the people who write stuff in Vogue magazines. No, actually. I like the people who take pictures. No, I just like the women IN the pictures
ETC:	I am Denver, and no matter what anyone says, I am definetly the hot guy of the band. Yeah, because Ex is really an anamatronic doll that I stole from Steven Speilburg or whatever so you can't think he's hot. It's all about me, ladies. Call me. I'm always free. (I hope that doesn't make me sound like a total loser.) Anyway, i am the lead guitarist and I don't sing and I use Elmers glue to spike my hair.

Name:	Victor Neal
DOB:	January 28, 1986
Likes:	blowing amps out, laughing at people who try to hard to be depressing, bad poetry, vampires, more vampires, the color black, and red, together, except not like on ex, because I don't swing that way, being surrounded by music, cigarettes, things stronger than cigarettes, getting high
Dislikes:	sweating, stink, the beach (I almost drowned once), most mammals, people who say that x-box is only good for Halo
Music:	Marilyn Manson, Thrice, Thursday, Travis, Taking Back Sunday, the Used, Pennywise, Epic
Movies:	the Matrix movies, Fight Club, Se7en, and Labrynth (David Bowie was awesome in that)
Author:	the only books I ever liked were the Animorphs. I liked Marco.
ETC:	As you have gathered, I am Victor the person that everyone thinks is gay but isn't. Or you think I'm a goth, or something. I'm weird. I like goth and emo. I think, if you could mix goth emo to make something like... emoth that would be awesome. (Hey, they did it with screamo.) Oh, and no matter what Denver says, I'm the hottest of us all. Ex is really a woman, so he doesn't count.

Name:	Akemi Hamakawa
DOB:	no one knows
Likes:	what people say about me, asian music, indian music, blowing amps out, men, women, the shamisen, picks as earrings, neopolitan ice cream, anime and manga, korean soap operas
Dislikes:	spiders, the sound of someone sharpening their pencil
Music:	Dir en Grey, Luna Sea, Raphael, Plastic Tree, the Pillows, Yuki Kaijura, L~arc~en~Ciel, Gackt, Miyavi, Nicotine, the Himalayan Project, the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, The Who, Ted Leo, Modest Mouse
Movies:	none at the moment
Author:	Banana Yoshimoto.
ETC:	My name is Akemi, and it is really way too amusing to watch you all try to figure out if I'm really a guy so I won't tell you. I grew up in Florida and then moved to Michigan and got suckered into being part of this band. I love dressing up for shows and doing hair. The day that I can put all of my friends in pigtails is the day I die happy. I like taking walks in the park with my dog, Fishstick. I miss Ah! Real Monsters.

Name:	Ex Azele (well, that's not really my full name.)
DOB:	Septemeber 6th, 1988
Likes:	sex (...), water, Kibo, the smell of rain and wet grass, singing in the shower as long as no one listens, making up little songs, the little angel Dina, Brad Pitt (<3), Brad Pitt shirtless (<33), Brad Pitt in Fight Club (<333), not being overbearingly gay, the color red, weird t-shirts, the word 'quite', Kibo, Kibo, Kibo!
Dislikes:	Brad Pitt in Troy (
Music:	I have the biggest list out of everyone. This makes me feel lamer than I already know I am. Death Cab for Cutie, Coheed and Cambria, The Postal Service, Streetlight Manifesto, Less than Jake, Idlewild, Taking Back Sunday, Thrice, Something Corporate, Bright Eyes, Plain White T's, Five Iron Frenzy, Placebo, Kill Hannah, Brand New
Movies:	Fight Club, Beauty and the Beast (man I'm gay), Kill Bill, Kill Bill vol. 2, Star Wars Episode Two for it's terrible acting, Velvet Goldmine, A Clockwork Orange, Mean Girls (okay, I just won Gay Award of the Year)
Author:	Oscar Wilde, but not because he's gay and he writes about gay people. (Kind of.) I also like Stephen King and Anne Rice. And Dan Brown.
ETC:	First of all, no I am not an anamatronic puppet. And no, I am not a woman. But let's get this over with: yes, I am gay. No, if your'e a man, I am not going to start dryhumping you or something. It's not like you go around and drool over every girl you see. Well, if you're Denver, you might. Actually, it was pretty funny when he thought that the guy from KFC was a girl and was hitting on him and me and Akemi were over there snickering.