when your name contains "elite," "rape," or "newb," or is called Elite Newb Rapists.
when your IRC channel consists of ChanServ and yourself.
when you are proud of your affiliations with OGL.
when you lose to a clan called Elite Newb Rapists.
when your members are all named after Dragonball Z characters.
when you steal another clan's topic and accuse them of taking it from you.
when you post screenshots on your poorly made webpage of going 12-8 in a pub.
when the words "kthx" and "laffles" are in your regular vocabulary.
when you invent forms of hacking to accuse the other team of during a scrim.
when you ask for "CAL-m++/CAL-i" in FindScrim, but went 0-8 in CAL-o.
when you say "gg nubs" after losing a scrim.
when your tag contains a series of random, meaningless symbols.
when you have a 56K squad for OGL.
when you're a CAL-o clan with a farm team.
