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Vendetta

Blair: Hey, Jim...

Jim: Chief, I'm not in the mood for one of your touchy-feely lectures.

Blair: I'm not going to give you a lecture. Look, just because the DA is not going to press charges, do not take it out on me.

Jim: Idiot. Why didn't I hear him?

Blair: Maybe it's 'cause you're so angry, you had a minor, temporary zone-out -- the opposite effect of what you're used to.

Jim: That's fascinating, Chief.

Blair: Actually, that is something we might want to take a look at.

Jim: I'll file it away for future reference.

Freeman: "James Ellison." Good. I want to know where to send the harassment charges.

Blair: What?!

Freeman: Who's your wannabe hippie friend?

Blair: Hey, man.

Blair: That poor guy. How do these thieves -- how do they live with themselves?

Simon: Sandburg, for someone with as much education as you have, you have a lot to learn.

Blair: Well, as an anthropologist, I have to wonder what it is about our culture that breeds these type of criminals.

Simon: I think it's money.

Jim: All right, I'll drive safer in the future. What do you want?

Blair: Oh, come on, don't be a wiseass. I'm just making an observation about where today's society is going.

Blair: This is really beautiful stuff, man.

Crown: Oh, yes. Thank you. I do a small business in aboriginal jewelry. Well, you know, it's more like a hobby really.

Blair: Do you mind if I take a closer look?

Crown: Sure.

Jim: We're not here on a shopping spree, Chief, okay?

Jim: I got a little ticked off.

Blair: Yeah, well, you've been getting a little ticked off a little too easily lately.

Jim: Was I talking to you?

Blair: That's it right there.

Simon: All right, look, guys, anybody can have a bad day and, frankly, Jim, your driving skills could use a little improvement. How many vehicles have you cracked up in the past year -- is that three, four?

Jim: No, it's the past two years and how did this get turned around on me?

Blair: Look, man, uh, you can't learn an accent by watching episodes of Bonanza, okay? The Ponderosa, it's not even in Texas, Jim, and Lorne Greene is about as old west as William Shatner. Well, actually, that's pretty fitting considering that they're both Canadian, Jim.

Jim: I don't really see myself as a "lilt" kind of guy.

Blair: Well, then, I guess that makes you a twanger kind of guy, huh, Hoss?

Jim: Hello.

Blair: Hey, Jim, it's me.

Jim: Hi, honey. Blair: Huh?

Blair: Jim? Hey, Jim?

Jim: Yeah, Sugar.

Blair: Honey, sugar?

Simon: Sandburg, where you going?

Blair: He needs one of us with him. In the state he's in, who knows what he'll do to Freeman if he gets a hold of him.

Jim: For a moment there, I was willing to let him.

Blair: Yeah, I know.

Jim: There's no...no excuse for me losing control the way I did.

Blair: That's my point exactly here. In today's society, everybody is just stressed out, man. I mean, even the good guys. Until we start paying attention to that, more people are going to wind up hurt or dead.

Jim: Yeah, well, believe me, Chief, from now on, I'll be paying attention.

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