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The Debt

Blair: This isn't a chimpanzee. It's a Barbary ape. And the behavioral pattern of a Barbary ape is remarkably similar to a human being.

Jim: Maybe in your family tree.

Jim: No, no, no. No. Just forget it.

Blair: Larry? Larry, he's no problem, no trouble at all. I mean, he's been around people his whole life. Heck, he's more human than most of my friends.

Jim: And that's supposed to reassure me?

Blair: Jim, one week. One week, and I promise, I promise, we'll be out of your hair. Come on. One week, man.

Jim: All right, look... One week. You or the gorilla act up and you're out. All right?

Joel: So how are you and your roommates getting along?

Jim: Don't ask. He makes all these weird noises, he eats stuff I can't even look at, and he smells funny. All he does is watch TV all day and it's driving me crazy. The monkey's okay, though.

Hollins: Deuces had nothing to do with those dudes getting capped.

Jim: They just accidentally shot each other and blew the place up, huh. After they accidentally flushed several million dollars' worth of ice down the toilet.

Blair: Come and get it! Eggs are almost done, scrambled firm just the way you like them, right? Good morning. Have a seat, man.

Jim: If you think this little courtship ritual here is going to change my mind about throwing your butt out of here...

Blair: No, no, no, no. If Larry can survive out there without a roof over his head, I'm, I'm sure that I can too.

Miss Lacroix: If worse comes to worse I'll be hearing my late husband sing the blues again.

Blair: Let's hope not.

Miss Lacroix: I want you and your friends to stay for supper.

Blair: Of course, we'd love to. We'd love to.

Gaines: If you don't, she'll whack you with her skillet.

Blair: Oh, I know. I've seen that skillet, man.

Jim: (into cellphone) All right, I'm on my way. Thanks. (hangs up) I hate to bust up the party. We'll be back in a little while but some business has come up. Let's get out of here. Let's go. They found Larry.

Blair: Where?

Jim: That mini kong of yours busted back into my apartment, and he trashed it again. Now Animal Control's got the place surrounded, so I'm going to give you half an hour to bag him. If he doesn't come out with his hands up, well then, I call in the SWAT sniper.

Blair: They say what he's doing?

Jim: He was watching TV.

Blair: You're kidding me. What program?

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