EPISODE
GUIDE 
Storm Warning

Blair: So, theoretically, if you fish every day you're going to
live forever.
Eddie: Sounds good to me.
Jim: Yeah, well, Sir Isaac must have run out of bait 'cause the last time I checked, he was still dead.

Rucker: Oh, all right, books on tape. Short stories of Jack
London, David Copperfield...
Blair: I've always wanted to read Copperfield. Right on. But... this is in Chinese.

Monique: I'm so cold.
Jim: Sandburg, why don't you rustle her up some dry clothes? I hope you like flannel.
Blair: Hey. Uh...I know you're
scared. But, uh, I mean, come on, you got to admit all this looks
pretty weird, right? And, Jim, now he's not a bad guy, but he is
a cop.
Monique: Oh, and you're not?
Blair: No, actually, I'm an anthropologist. I'm serious. I'm strictly a consultant -- no badge, no gun, no nothing.
Monique: Joe Friday from Alaska, huh?

Blair: Hey, Jim!
Jim: Yeah?
Blair: I just want you to know that this doesn't change my opinion on gun control.

Jim: Just watch yourself around her, Chief.
Blair: What? Oh, come on, you still think she's trying to scam us, Jim?
Jim: Wouldn't be the first time one of us got hung with a good line.

Blair: Where'd you learn that, the army rangers?
Jim: Hope and Crosby.