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Jim: And, uh, what, pray tell, Is that thing?

Blair: This is a Cree Indian Fishing spear. I thought I'd give it a shot.

Jim: Oh, really? Well, you'll be doing it downstream from me, Hiawatha. Because I hate the sound of trout laughing.

Blair: That's funny. You know, Jim, all this modern gear -- it's great but sometimes traditional methods are just as effective and a little more satisfying.

Jim: Good. Well, you won't mind if I take the raft while you chip yourself out a log for a dugout, huh?

Jim: Don't you think you're overreacting a little?

Blair: No, I don't think I'm overreacting. We've got to do some research. We to need to prepare for stuff like this.

Jim: If you want to do pain research, you experiment on yourself, all right?

Simon: If I don't get home soon, I'll never be able to fool my body into my usual eight hours.

Joel: Fool yourself?

Simon: Oh, yeah. As long as I'm home before the sun's up, I'm fine. If not, the body says, "oh, no."

Driver: You a cop?

Blair: Not exactly. I work with the Major Crimes division. I don't have any identification on me right now, but there's two guys out there that are trying to kill me.

Driver: Oh, of course. Look, feed the kitty or hit the bricks.

Blair: I will tell you all about it once you get me out of here.

Simon: Well, if people are after you, maybe this is the safest place for you.

Blair: Simon...

Blair: Some guy out of Jim's past shows up out of the blue. He's dead, Jim's missing and now the feds are down at the morgue taking his body. This is all a little too cloak-and-dagger for me, man.

Joel: You've been reading too many mysteries, my friend.

Blair: Don't we need a warrant or something?

Simon: This office is part of the university, right?

Blair: Yeah.

Simon: You're a university employee. Well, you're consenting to the search. No warrant necessary.

Blair: Yeah.

Simon: Steven Crisp, ex-mercenary, Florida address. Guess who his most recent employer was.

Blair: Wouldn't be Graf Technologies, would it?

Simon: There's hope for you yet.

Tanya: You miss me, Jim?

Jim: Oh, yeah, like a toothache.

Tanya: Oh, I'm hurt.

Jim: You'll get over it.

Tanya: You know, if circumstances had been different, who knows? We could have shared some, uh, special moments together.

Jim: Oh, stop. I'm starting to get nostalgic.

Joel: You should have seen these two guys in action, Jim. They really make a great team.

Jim: No kidding. Does this mean I should I be looking for a new partner?"

Blair: No.

Simon: No!

Simon: Are you saying I don't have finesse?

Blair: No, I'm not coming right out and saying that.

Simon: You know, you're lucky I even brought you along. I should have left your butt in that sub-station holding cell!

Blair: This is exactly what I'm talking about. How do you work with this?

Simon: You know what, Sandburg? The reason this case was successful is because it was conducted the way we always do.

Blair: Sounds like a little revisionist history here, Simon.

Simon: Revise this! It's Captain Banks to you!

Blair: That's right. Okay, Captain.

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