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Murder 101

Blair: Today children are sacrificed On the altar of neglect and abuse, but in ancient tribal customs, it was a matter of solemnity. Ritual sacrifice by definition means surrendering of value of something that was physically and morally and sexually uncorrupted, which means that everybody in this room would have been safe, right?

Joel: Who's Connie Roberts? And where did you get that?

Jim: From Chung's note pages. He left an imprint.

Joel: Oh.

Jim: Telling the girlfriend never gets easy.

Joel: Connie Roberts, yeah. I guess I need glasses.

Blair: So just let it slide. Like nothing ever happened.

Sidney: Your police world is very black and white. If you spent more time here, you'd realize these hallowed halls are very gray.

Blair: It needs a paint job, Sidney.

Blair: Just the law. That's great to hear you say that. What about what's right? How many time have I heard you say that?

Jim: Why don't you take it easy? Don't let your anger take you out of the game. One of your better lectures, remember?

Blair: No.

Blair: Peas.

Jim: Yeah, it was the only thing I had that was frozen. Maybe it'll help cool off your love life.

Blair: Cool off my life... What are you talking about? This wasn't a jealous boyfriend, Jim. It wasn't even a mugger. It was that Brad Ventriss.

Jim: Let's get going. Why don't you throw on some shades, huh? I don't want you to scare any of the other kids. Come on, let's go.

Blair: When is he going to nail him?

Simon: Why don't you just shoot him?

Jim: Maybe. Kid's in deep though. Why does he bug me?

Simon: Because he called you old and told you, you couldn't hack it with the ladies.

Jim: I don't have a problem getting old nor do I have a problem with the ladies.

Blair: How we going to stop them?

Jim: Like a runaway stagecoach.

Blair: What are you talking about? That means jumping.

Jim: Right.

Blair: Well, that's crazy.

Jim: Right.

Blair: What if they swerve and you miss? That leaves me.

Jim: Right.

Blair: Don't miss.

Jim: Well, that's pretty neat, Beav.

Blair: Yeah.

Jim: School was good?

Blair: The principal and I worked things out.

Jim: Hey, that's pretty keen, Beav. Well, Dad called. Said we've got a body down at Miller's Pond. We got to go meet up with Eddie and Lumpy.

Blair: Is it just you and me again, Wally?

Jim: You betcha.

Blair: Where you going?

Jim: You know our suspect is Gus the fisherman...

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