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Blair: You know, if Chapel does show up, he's better than Houdini. Simon's right -- you don't walk out of Conover.

Jim: How do you know that?

Blair: Well, I've got some history there.

Jim: I'm sure you do.

Blair: I got a bad feeling about this.

Jim: Yeah, well, tell your rabbi.

Jim: Are you all right?

Cassie: Yeah. Yeah, fine, just, um...just my asthma, that's all.

Jim: I mean, I wasn't talking about that. He threatened you.

Simon: No way. Absolutely not.

Blair: Come on, Simon, why do you always say that? Why is that always your first reaction?

Simon: Three reasons, Sandburg: One, you're not a cop. Two, you're not a cop; Three, you're not a cop.

Simon: So what are you saying, you want to go in as a staff worker?

Blair: No, as a patient. It's the only way I'm gonna get close to Chapel. He won't let his guard down unless he thinks I'm mentally ill.

Simon: You being mentally ill is the only part of this that's believable.

Blair: Um, you see, uh...to enjoy the good life, to, uh, enjoy the material wealth that was promised me.

Therapist: Who promised you, Blair?

Blair: Uh... well, that'd be my higher power, you see. Yeah. You see, I have a covenant with her and she tells me what I can take, when I can take it, and from whom I can take it.

Simon: You could use some help on this one. Why don't you work with Cassie?

Jim: Uh, sir, back in San Francisco, Chapel almost killed her. Now I think that's pushed her pretty close to the edge. I don't think we should push her any closer.

Simon: When did you become her mother? Let her decide.

Chapel: Who sent you?

Blair: Nobody sent me.

Chapel: Then who were you calling?

Blair: My higher power. That's how we communicate. She let's me call collect.

Jim: You want some coffee?

Cassie: Yeah. You got some decaf?

Jim: Black?

Cassie: Cream.

Jim: Black.

Cassie: Black is good.

Blair: Just relax. It's probably just a fuse. See that?

Cassie: Who reset the breaker? Blair, you got to cut the power to disarm the security system.

Blair: Get in the back. Quick.

Jim: Captain, is the department going to pick up the tab for the damage done to the loft?

Simon: You're joking, right?

Jim: No, sir, I was dead serious.

Cassie: You know, I know a really good designer.

Blair: And I have to admit I took a couple classes as an undergraduate.

Cassie: So did I.

Jim: Well, good. Why don't you two start up a business? This'll be your first job.

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