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Dead Certain

Cassie: So, what do you guys think? Accident, suicide or murder?

Jim: Why don't you tell us your theory? I'm assuming you have one.

Dan: Hey, Jim, Blair. Haven't seen you down here since that autopsy last year -- the one where you passed out.

Blair: Well, uh... I was new back then. I'm thinking that maybe I can handle it now.

Simon: All right, all right, so she's a little eager.

Jim: Try pushy.

Simon: Look, why don't you give her a break. She's been here less than 48 hours. From what I understand, she's very good at her job.

Jim: I wish she would do her job, instead of trying to do my job.

Blair: She's all right. She's smart, she's aggressive, she knows what she wants. Personally, I kind of like her.

Jim: Okay, D'artagnan, back off on this one. You've already dated half the eligible women in the department. Leave her alone.

Blair: Well, maybe they're scared if we find out who he is we'll find out who they are.

Simon: You know, there are times when the kid actually sounds like a cop.

Simon: According to her report, the only place that fits the profile is an area east of Lake Quincy -- the Watumsa Basin.

Blair: Wa-toom-sa. Watumsa Basin, sir. Yeah, I did research on the Watumsa Indians a couple years back. There's not much out there. I mean, there's some farmland and a couple of abandoned copper mines, but that's about it.

Simon: The breadth of your knowledge never ceases to amaze me.

Blair: Wow, look at that. Planes like this, man -- beautiful. That's when flying was flying, you know? Wind in your hair, heart in your throat...

Jim: Bugs in your teeth.

Jim: Hey, give me Your glasses quick. Come on.

Blair: What are you doing?

Jim: Shh, shh!

Blair: They cost 150 bucks!

Cassie: All right. Well, you know, because the two of you are way too competitive with each other for this to ever work out, so this is a good thing.

Jim and Blair: Competitive?

Jim: Us?

Blair: Where do you get your information?

Jim: I think you got the wrong guys.

Blair: Yeah. Not us.

Blair: Get a load of the prices on the menu?

Jim: You know, Chief, I think the only way to show her we aren't competitive is to not fight and have her pay the check.

Blair: Yes, I am down with that, my friend. I am down with that.

Jim: Very good.

Blair: I wonder if the lobster's fresh.

Jim: Yeah...have two.

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