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Crossroads

Blair: Dig it, dig it, yeah. I'll get to try out my new tackle and didn't you make a new fly with big orange eyes and hair on the legs?

Jim: It sounds like some of your dates, Chief.

Simon: Sandburg? It says it's deleting files. Why is it deleting files? Where did you get this program?!

Blair: I got it off the internet.

Simon: The net?!? Why didn't you just call Virus "R" Us?

Jim: Don't pull the Felix Unger trip on me, okay, Chief? You've made this sentinel thing work and I appreciate that. I wouldn't change a minute of it, but you're always therein my face, observing.

Simon: I told you to stop treating him like a lab rat.

Jim: Simon, Simon, this is no different from being your full-time pit bull.

Simon: Pardon?

Jim: Look, get your tails out from between your legs, huh? I love you. I don't want you to go away mad. Let's go have a bite to eat and we'll talk about it and then you can hit the road, okay?

Simon: Yeah, whatever.

Jim: There's a little place down the road. I'm just going to change.

Blair: What are you talking about? The place that says, "country cooking"? What are we going to have, possum on a stick?

Simon: What's the matter with that? My mother made possum.

Blair: I got no problem with that; I could eat.

Simon: Could you be a little more obvious?

Blair: What?

Jim: He's just observing the indigenous customs before he launches into his own mating cha-cha. You know...

Linda: You all right? You look a little flushed.

Blair: Who, me? I'm fine. I'm just pissed off. I mean, you know how this whole thing started? Some secret government research program with infected lab animals and this Colonel Garner guy admitted to it.

Fisker: Infected monkey, huh? Damn. How's that for payback? Human race started with an ape, then ends with one.

Blair: Well, I wouldn't go setting my doomsday clock yet. Anyway, we're not really descendants of apes. We're from a common simian ancestor.

Jim: Hey, Sandburg...you might want to go easy on the seminar.

Garner: What's the problem?

Jim: The problem is that this has become personal to me and I'd like to know what's going on.

Garner: I strongly suggest you back off and let us do our work before a lot of people die...including your friend.

Jim: Let me have your coat.

Simon: Why don't we use your coat?

Jim: 'Cause you're the captain. You can afford a new coat. Come on, let me have your coat.

Blair: Jim, what are you going to do? Have you ever driven a train before?

Jim: Sure. Yeah. I had a Lionel set when I was ten.

Blair: Oh, god.

Linda: So it's back to Cascade?

Jim: Well, actually, I thought we could all do some fishing tomorrow.

Linda: And I'm in. I'll spring for breakfast.

Jim: Great.

Simon: No, thank you. I think I prefer the mayhem of the city. Nice meeting you.

Blair: Uh... I think I'm down with the mayhem.

Jim: I finally shook them.

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