A Kinky Magnet is believed to be one half of an axis of kinkiness spreading its tentacles between Torino (Italy) and Liverpool (UK) and that includes songwriting, song-playing and the secretive smuggling of liquor, big bad bags of potatoes and nasty colds.
The average age of a Kinky Magnet is believed to be about 29 years old. The age of Kinky Magnets nonetheless is about 9 months or so. I don't even know myself for sure.
In their respective hometowns.
In the hometown of the magnet of the opposite sign.
On flights to/from Manchester.
On the altcountrytab.com 2 discs compilation Dancing On The Moon.
On the record GHOST.
Online.
In Jellyland.
The kind I like. The kind the other Magnet likes. The kind we hope someone else will like. All kinds but crap?
Yes you can. You can order the first kinky CD from this site, simply asking for one or two or fourteen copies of GHOST. We will send special gifts to everybody that orders 14.
That's improbable though not impossible. It can be done if we are in the same place at the same time (and we plan to be more often than in the past), or if you pay for the trip to get there (wherever you want us to play). Actually why don't you pay for the trip even if we don't play at all? That would be nice.
A sappy country record.
A cock/pussy-rock record.
All the dozens of records we had in our minds before Kinky Magnets and that we couldn't do back then.
Seeing how slow we are (given the circumstances...not our fault!!) this will take about 45 years. Then we can rest in peace in Jellyland.