we really wanna see those fingers
Bernard Manning is homosexual?
Midge Ure was originally called Midge Urine?
The 'T' in Ice T stands for Teacake?
Jimmy Hill's chin is used by the RNLI to save drowning sailors?
Cliff Richard is gay?
OJ Simpson is a murderer?
David Bellamy's beard hides an unsightly blemish in the shape of a carnival horse?
Upon smoking a cigar, a monkey is instantly transformed into a gobshite?
The only creature which has one eye is the one-eyed trouser snake ?
It is bad luck for a time bomb to explode, destroying the church on your wedding day?
Brian May once fell asleep in his front garden and a seagull laid an egg in his hair?
King Charles VI of France was convinced he was made from glass?
Duelling is legal in Uruguay so long as both participants are blood donors?
Richard Madely is a thief?
Lynn Fowles-Wood?
Dudley Moore is a little penis? (It's true Dudley Moore is a little pianist!)
Is Newton's 18th Theory about why people flush dead goldfish down the bog?
Walt Disneys head is cryogenically preserved in alcohol
Middle Eastern countries are always fighting each other and getting on each others' nerves and that.
Old Greek women keep their stockings up by back-combing their leg hairs!
Paul Daniels' head weighs the same as a turnip?
"Ulrika" is actually a Navajo Indian word for "Isn't that a lovely flan."