01. You have to tell a girl how you feel about her.. we make no
assumptions. 02. It never hurts to work out.. take your own advice. 03.
Girls like sex just as much, if not more than guys. 04. Not all girls
masturbate.. we just don't and no we are not lying. 05. We hate porn.
06. Hmm.. guys in Jeeps.. yummm.. 07. Girls need food, water, and
compliments to survive. 08. We think about you all the time. 09. Being
able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can
bench-press. 10. We may think you are gay if you wear tighty-whities on a
regular basis. 11. Hold our hand. 12. No backseat drivers.. NONE.
13. Girls generally don't like giving head, so you better be ready to
reciprocate if and when you get it. 14. We are not your all-night
restaurant. 15. Anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each
month cannot be held against us. 16. If you hold our hand while you are
driving we will be thoroughly impressed.. especially if it's a stick. 17.
Under no circumstances will we have a threesome. 18. You look hot in hooded
articles of clothing. 19. If you think for any reason that we don't like you
then we probably don't. 20. Having us over while you and your friends play
video games does not count as "quality time". 21. Just because we groom
ourselves on a regular basis does not mean we're high maintanance. 22. Never
comment on how much a girl eats.. ever. 23. Keep in mind that we withold sex
when we're mad at you, so you might wanna get around to apologizing... 24.
You just can't force us to like sports.. especially those associated with the
WWF. 25. We're typically smarter than you.. so get over it and stop whining
when we get better grades than you. 26. If you do not own a wife-beater,
stop reading this list, and go invest in one.. right now. 27. The ability to
play the guitar will help you get laid. 28. We're sorry, Brad Pitt just IS
hot.. get over it!!! 29. Walks in the rain, kisses on the forehead, and
cooking dinner for us will get you everywhere. 30. Just because we're in a
serious relationship doesn't mean we plan to marry you someday, so stop being so
damn scared!!! 31. If you're developing such good finger skills playing
video games, you better put them to good use sometimes. 32. Anything you do
or say to another girl that you wouldn't want us to know about is considered
cheating. 33. If we can admit that we're wrong, you'd better be able to do
the same. 34. The excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable.. we'll appreciate
the simple fact that you're trying. 35. On that note, if you refuse to dance,
expect us to dance with other guys.. and lots of them. 36. Think before you
speak.. it'll make a world of difference. 37. Not all girls kiss on the first
date, get over it.. we're creatures of mystery. 38. Make fun of our clothes..
prepare to die. 39. We don't always expect you to pay for us, but it doesn't
hurt to at least offer everyone once in a while. 40. Tell us we're
beautiful. 41. The "little things" in a relationship are really the
biggest. 42. Foreplay isn't something we should have to ask for.. it's a
prerequisite. 43. Don't screw us over.. especially if we have an older
brother or protective guy friends.. they will hunt you down and kill you. 44.
If you're gonna look at other girls, at least make sure we don't see you do
it. 45. Just because we're still just "hanging out" doesn't make it ok to
sleep with your ex-girlfriend, friend with benefits, etc. 46. No girl just
wants to be your "friend with benefits". 47. We're sensitive too. .be gentle
(and we're not talking about our hearts here guys). 48. One word when it
comes to smoking.. quit. 49. We reserve the right to hate all of your
ex-girlfriends. 50. If we happen to trip, fall, etc, while wearing the
exceptionally high shoes that we love, go ahead and laugh.. we will be.. that is
unless we hurt ourselves..
