*/Facts About Men/*
1-Don't imagine you can change a man.... Unless he is in diapers
2-What to do if your boyfriend walks out? Shut the door!!
3-If they put a man on the moon - They should be able to put them all up there!
4-Never let your man's mind wander - It's Waaaay too little to be left out alone!
5-Go for the younger man! Might as well.. they never mature anyway!
6-Men are all the same - They just have different faces, so you can tell them apart
7-Definition of a bachelor: A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable
8-Women don't make fools of men - Most of them are the do-it-yourself types
9-Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it
10-Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener
11-If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital
12-The children of Israel wandered about the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13-If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him "checkbooks"
14-Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his
15-Sadly, all men are created equal
16-Men have two faults; Everything they say and everything they do
17-Men have 2 brains, but only the lower brain has any working cells
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