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| Wondering was last spotted having drinks with the ever so evil Osama. . .sources say she is under a deadly drug, making her think her name is Bertha part of the Taliban and making her teach them the ways of the ancient Hokey Pokey. I think it's about time we stop working about the tour and place our energy on protecting America and it's people. I mean the KinkBot World Tour. . . |
| Sprook has been brainwashed by the evil President Bush. She believes that she once had a near death expiernce while eating a pretzel and watching the Kobe Bryant case. Sources say she has been saying "YEEEHAW RIDE 'EM COWBOY!" along with many other famous Texas slangs. If you approach her proceed with extreme caution she does know how to hog tie and lasso. |
| Glow isn't as innocent as she may appear. Photographers found her robbing the Skittle factory when they refused to negotiate on her terms. Her requests? Her own WB reality show featuring her eating, bathing, and making sweet loving noises to bags and bags of skittles. Sources say stay away from the wildlife and do not attempt to feed or pet in any way. Not known of her whereabouts, mounties plan to TAG and ID her when she comes within distance of them. If you have any details, please call 1-800-Save-the-Rainbow. |
| Be on the look out for a wild monkey that goes by the alias Vibes, aka sweet monkey boy. He is considered to be carrying a sack full of monkey poo and has not held back on flinging it on casual passerbyers. If you see the monkey and his large, smelly bag of dung. Please contact the New Jersey Police Department. They want to make sure he's returned to his natural habitat unharmed and ready for another modling for VKR's new line. |
| Ever wondered what's going on in the KinkBot's lives, the haps', the up's the downs. . .here's the 411 for this month! |