I'm really, really, really Impressed with your truck
I love it when I am walking to school and a block away I see someone driving a truck pull out of the parking lot squeeling his tires. Of course the guys near the entrance smoking their cigarettes are all clapping their hands in unison; meanwhile a lazy cop is playing Super Mario World while driving down 7th Street. I know I could take a break from any video game to fuck over a redneck; especially if I can give him a fine that might force him to lose his beloved truck.

Talking with these people is impossible. They just can't wait to tell you what's under the hood of their truck.
"That test was pretty easy. I flew right through it."
"Yeah, my truck has a V6 with overdrive transmission."
That's all these assholes have on their minds. When they are walking to their own trucks from class they gawk at other trucks comparing it to their own.
"I wonder what the pull weight of that truck is?!"

Thank God that these guys can't impregnate their trucks. You know they've tried by sticking their cocks in the tail pipe. These guys can't shower enough to get the oil from their hands. But they don't mind, their trucks think it's sexy.

I don't care how powerful your truck is. It is just a waste of gas. The only thing you're going to be pulling with your truck is your wife because she can't fit in the cab.
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