THINGS TO DO OTHER THAN VOTE:
1. Eat cocoa puffs.
2. Watch Family Guy.
3. Listen to David Bowie.
4. Look at pornography.
5. Do drugs.
6. Have a baby float (two scoops of ice-cream, one scoop baby).
7. Wait for someone to get hurt.
8. Trip cripples.
9. Sneeze on other people's food.
10. Sleep.
As valuable you think you are for voting, think of all the bad things that may happen if you spend the time to vote.
BAD THINGS THAT CAN/WILL HAPPEN IF YOU VOTE:
1. Pull a hamstring getting off the couch.
2. Miss a fight.
3. Roll an ankle walking to the booth.
4. Jam a finger picking up the pen/marker.
5. Chip a tooth talking to the City hall secretary.
6. Obtain Diarrhea.
7. Step on a nail.
8. Elect John Kerry.
9. Re-elect George W. Bush.
10. Realize that you wasted fifteen to twenty minutes of your life voting for something that is fixed anyways.