| You can stick your race car number up your ass | ||||||
| Everytime I walk by a car with a race car number on their back window, I think to myself, Man I would love to have a deep conversation with that person. I mean we could compare mullets and talk about tractors and George W. Bush. That's right, I don't have a mullet, I want every tractor sent to Mexico, and George W. Bush blows. Nascar sucks. Do you people realize what you are watching? You are watching retards drive a car in a circle and occasionally a wiggly circle. I'm really, really, really impresed. But some of your arguements are: "I watch it for the crashes." Oh yeah those are cool...when someone dies. But how often does that happen? Watching racing for the crashes is like watching basketball for the dunks. There is more to the game of basketball than dunks. Yes they are nice, but I enjoy the competition of the game. But how could we make crashes more of a part of racing? I'd watch racing if they replaced the finish line with a brick wall. Crash every race. Ratings would be higher than ever. More on these stupid stickers. Why would you pollute your car with these stupid numbers? Your car doesn't go two hundred miles per hour. It isn't your race car number. Are you supporting your favorite nascar driver? Good...go support him in hell. Other Related Stickers "I eat Chevies and shit out Dodges." That's nice asshole. I'm sure for the last ten years of your life you can order Chevies at McDonalds during your lunch breaks and shit Dodges in your parents toilet. "I'm not speeding...I'm qualifying." Oh really? How about you go qualify off a cliff? Fortunately our laws aren't like schools. We don't have special classes for dumbasses. "God needed a driver." This one is dedicated to Dale Earnhardt Sr. God also needs someone to whipe his ass. Yep that's you. |
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