George W. Bush likes war. Straight up. He wanted to go to war with Iraq because he thought they had Weapons of Mass Destruction. Oh wait...this just in...they don't..as a matter of fact they don't even have shoes. My bad. Now here's an idea! Lets stay in Iraq until at least 2006, but say only until middle of July 2004, and try and change their government to the way we want and like it. Man, I am a genius. That way we can kill half their population and the other half can vote for everything. But the problem is we killed all of their women and the can no longer maintain humanity and will no longer have another generation. Fuck it...I heard Iran has Weapons of Mass Destruction. Let's get those assholes.
Now the whole fucking World hates us. It's not just because George W. Bush and the ultimate asshole John Ashcroft want the United States to be the home of the former free, but it's because we keep attacking countries basically at random. In response to 9/11 we'll attack Iraq because they didn't have anything to do with 9/11 but they might do something later, never mind Bin Laden.
The best part about all this is: it all happened before the election and you fucking morons re-elected him. Hey, thanks a lot. There goes my future.
