The Incredible Bulk (of Onions)
  During Darren's lunch break, he was sitting at a table, alone, eating a bowl of cocoa puffs.  A group of thugs noticed Darren alone and saw an opportunity for trouble.  The thugs cirlced Darren's table and tipped it over, spilling the bowl cocoa puffs.  That made Darren very angry.  His face turned red, and he clenched his fists very tightly.  After a few seconds of this, Darren turned into a bunch of little onions with legs and eyes.  The little onions circled the thugs and rubbed their onion bodies all over the thugs' skin making their skins smell like onion and making them nauseous.  The thugs flead to the bathroom to scrub their onion smelling skin.  Meanwhile the little onions conformed recreating Darren.  As much hot water and soap that the thugs used on their skin, the smell wouldn't go away.  The smell became part of their genes and their kids also have the smell.
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