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| -Bulldogs set to die after 1.5 million loss. Several clubs show interest in obtaining the services of Kingsley Hunter -Supporter relief as Trent Bartlett plays on in 2002 -Outrage as North Melbourne delist David Calthorpe -Bulldog utility Simon Cox delisted for letting Westy do his Missus -Craig "Lunchbox" Ellis traded for 3 potatoe cakes and a can of AC cola -Two planes flown into World Trade Center. Tony Liberatore cleared on all charges after an official complaint by Lions coach Leigh Matthews -Bulldogs look set to sign Carlton and United Breweries as official sponsor after the recruitment of former Magpie and Tiger ace Aaron James -Wayne Carey retired from Roos after hopping on the good thing and doing the bad thing with Vice-Captain Anthony Stevens wife, Kelli. The Roos are expected to announce inspirational utility David Bourke as captain shrtly |
| KINGSLEY SNUBBED BY BULLDOGS OFFICIALS The football world is in shock after Bulldog ace Kingsley Hunter was again snubbed by Bulldog officials at the clubs Best and Fairest vote count. After being an almost unbackable favourite Kingsley finished a disappointing eight behind eventual winner Luke Darcy. |
| KINGSLEY HUNTER DOMINATES MELBOURNE DEFENCE Western Bulldogs versus Melbourne was a game that promised little, but delivered much thanks to the stellar performance of former Docker now Bulldog Kingsley Hunter. In a performance that reminded football purists of the late great John Coleman Kingsley kicked 7 classic goals in a performance that will remain embedded in the hearts and minds of all present for years to come |
| LLOYD SAID TO BE SHITTING HIMSELF After witnessing Bulldog Kingsley Hunters heroics against the Melbourne Demons, Essendon ace Matthew Lloyd is believed to be shitting himself at the prospect of losing the 2002 Coleman medal. Kingsley dominated an awestruck Melbourne defence on his way to 7 classic goals in what is surely a preview of things to come. |
| LATEST BROWNLOW ODDS Kingsley has been installed as a $401 outsider for the 2002 Brownlow Medal. Those of us in the know are planning to spend the winnings stalking Kingsley Hunter throughout the Bulldogs end of season trip. |
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