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| It has come to our attention here that for some unknown reason Kingsley is currently single. We have decided to take it upon ourselves to find Kinger a shiela. If you are a typical red blooded female you no doubt desire for the great man. This is your chance for your dreams to become reality. Applications can be sent to [email protected]. Please include your name, age, a pic and anytting you think Kingsley may like to know |
| Name: Tamsyn Lewis Occupation: Runner Additional requirements to be good enough for Kinger: None |
| Name: Jesse Gower Occupation: Actress Additional requirements to be good enough for Kinger: No more hanging around with Shane Crawford. Becomng involved in a lesbian relationship would also be beneficial |
| Name: Mandy Moore Occupation: Singer Additional requirements: 4-5 years older |
| Name: Stacy Keibler Occupation: "Wrestler" Additional requirements: Bigger knockers |
| Name: Anna Kournikova Occupation: "Tennis player" Additional requirements: More success, Kinger only hangs around with winners. Would also have to dump Sergei Fedorov and Martina Hingis |
| IF YOU ARE NOT ONE OF THESE PEOPLE YOU NEED NOT APPLY |
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| Name: Mighty Molly Occupation: Wrestler Additonal requirements: Liposuction and a large brown paper bag |
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| Name: Dennis Cometti Occupation: Commentator Additional requirements: Different bits |
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| Name: Sarah Michelle-Gellar Occupation: Actress Additional requirements: Nose job of the highest order |